# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 193
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3844 "2020-09-16T22:24:13Z")
Hump day, bump day. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3845 "2020-09-17T00:25:15Z")
Almost bank account bump day! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3846 "2020-09-17T01:43:29Z")
Tomorrow’s my first face-to-face medical appointment since this bumpin’ pandemic started. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3847 "2020-09-17T01:50:54Z")
That reminds me–I should call my dentist. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3848 "2020-09-18T14:12:23Z")
No time to bump today - sorry. Gotta run. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3849 "2020-09-18T15:13:52Z")
Friday Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3850 "2020-09-18T17:39:59Z")
Work week over! Nearly. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3851 "2020-09-18T18:31:55Z")
Careful – don’t wanna bump into the next week! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3852 "2020-09-19T05:59:42Z")
Aaarrrrhhh, it’s Talk Like a Bumpin’ Pirate Day, mateys. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3853 "2020-09-19T06:23:15Z")
Yarrr! Be it that day again? Let’s celebrrrrrrate with a fine bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3854 "2020-09-21T11:23:24Z")
Happy Anniversary, **Spoons**! 🍰 And happy last bumpin’ day of summer. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3855 "2020-09-22T05:26:28Z")
Thanks, **Panache**! I was so busy celebrating that I forgot to bump. So … bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3856 "2020-09-22T08:12:52Z")
Happy bumpin’ autumnal equinox. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3857 "2020-09-22T22:50:42Z")
Is it that time already? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3858 "2020-09-23T02:08:59Z")
It’s the beginning of the end. Soon we’ll be complaining about all the bumpin’ snow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3859 "2020-09-23T02:29:55Z")
Well, we can recycle all our complaints about the snow from last bumpin’ winter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3860 "2020-09-23T13:47:22Z")
Wednesday bump, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3861 "2020-09-23T15:17:17Z")
Another hump day bump day. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3862 "2020-09-23T19:47:01Z")
Have to remember to take out the trash. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3863 "2020-09-23T19:51:01Z")
Heh. Forgot to take out the trash. Oh well, another bumpin’ week. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=192) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=194)