# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3884 "2020-10-01T07:20:34Z")
Thanks, **Spoons**! And bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3885 "2020-10-05T22:30:02Z")
Hey folks! Let’s bump again, like we did last summer! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3886 "2020-10-05T22:56:14Z")
It’s Monday again, and the Air Quality dashboard is saying that today’s air quality is 151 (bad) and the current air quailty is 61 (moderate), which is confusing. I’d like to give their computer a BUMP. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3887 "2020-10-06T01:52:11Z")
Just bumping the thread to wonder how we got so darn close to Hallowe’en already. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3888 "2020-10-06T03:28:42Z")
Is there even gonna be a bumpin’ Halloween this year? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3889 "2020-10-06T19:55:55Z")
Tuesday bump! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3890 "2020-10-06T20:27:48Z")
Is it sad that I’m thinking: Bump, bump, bump - another one bites the dust? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3891 "2020-10-06T21:58:26Z")
Theme. From a Summer Place. From a Summer Place. The theme. From a Summer Place. Yes the theme. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3892 "2020-10-06T23:52:06Z")
A Tuesday evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3893 "2020-10-07T03:14:33Z")
Another Tuesday evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3894 "2020-10-07T06:51:49Z")
An early hump day bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3895 "2020-10-07T13:44:27Z")
Oh, no! Tomorrow’s bumpin’ Thursday already! I think I’ll go back to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3896 "2020-10-07T13:51:38Z")
Over the weekly hump bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3897 "2020-10-07T14:43:10Z")
My ballot came yesterday! Bump! Also, we get Columbus Day off and Friday is a city-closed day. So only two more days before a four-day weekend. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3898 "2020-10-07T18:00:21Z")
Every bumpin’ day is the same for me. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3899 "2020-10-07T19:58:28Z")
SHHHHHHHHHHH. You’ll wake the dingo. **Warning: The next poster will suffer from the curse of pattern baldness. And not just _any_ pattern… your scalp will spell out the name TRUMP for the rest of your days.** ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3900 "2020-10-07T22:03:14Z")
Some of us are quite safe from that already, having nothing left to lose. Phrenological bump ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3901 "2020-10-07T23:13:16Z")
Gratitude to Quondam for taking that Bump Bump **Warning** : The next poster will experience random moments of unparalleled joy for no particular reason for the rest of his or her life. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3902 "2020-10-07T23:16:55Z")
Hey, I could use that. Bump! More joy for the next poster too! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3903 "2020-10-08T02:35:41Z")
I’ll take it wherever I can get it. Thanks! And bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=194) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=196)