# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3904 "2020-10-08T15:57:30Z")
Bumptastic, man! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3905 "2020-10-08T17:45:42Z")
Oooo! Modern day curses. I like those. **Warning:** The next poster’s fingers will produce an aura that makes them unable to be detected by touch screens. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > **Warning** : The next poster will experience random moments of unparalleled joy for no particular reason for the rest of his or her life. One of the medications that they tried on my migraines had the listed possible side effect: “May experience a false sense of wellbeing.” I’m sure that means something specific, but it still boggles me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3906 "2020-10-08T22:16:13Z")
I’ll take one for the team. Besides, I use a stylus on the touch screen of my phone anyway. Bump. **Warning:** The next poster will experience a strong urge to binge-watch _Gilligan’s Island_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3907 "2020-10-09T00:22:52Z")
_How did you bumpin’ know that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3908 "2020-10-09T06:03:01Z")
It’s the aura on my fingertips. I’ve found that they help me see … things. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3909 "2020-10-09T08:47:09Z")
🎶_I’ve got aura on my fingers_ _And bumps on my toes_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3910 "2020-10-09T19:17:12Z")
Friday Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3911 "2020-10-09T20:48:04Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > 🎶 _I’ve got aura on my fingers_ > _And bumps on my toes_ That’s one way to beat these walkin’ woes: Aura fingers and bumps on my toes. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3912 "2020-10-10T06:56:01Z")
Early Saturday morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3913 "2020-10-10T07:30:29Z")
Another early Saturday morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3914 "2020-10-10T11:52:59Z")
A pumpkin bumpkin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3915 "2020-10-10T17:14:20Z")
Early autumn Saturday bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3916 "2020-10-10T17:28:45Z")
An “it looks like it might rain today” bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3917 "2020-10-10T19:05:35Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > A pumpkin bumpkin Nice. I’ll add a boo-bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3918 "2020-10-10T20:20:58Z")
Scary bump! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3919 "2020-10-10T22:26:00Z")
The _father_ of the next poster will get a chancre on his nose. Don’t do it. It’s not worth it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3920 "2020-10-11T00:27:57Z")
My father has been dead for some years now. He’s not about to be bothered by a chancre. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3921 "2020-10-11T00:44:15Z")
A bump for all dead fathers. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3922 "2020-10-11T01:58:41Z")
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there. But out of respect for Canadian Thanksgiving, I will change it into a succotash. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3923 "2020-10-11T06:51:45Z")
How would that work when my father was cremated? Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=195) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=197)