# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 197
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3924 "2020-10-11T08:07:13Z")
Succot-ash? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3925 "2020-10-11T20:51:56Z")
Good point. And good pun. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3926 "2020-10-11T22:27:34Z")
Hrrrmpf. I’m hopin’ I don’t hafta make it a _sufferin’ succotash_. (Long legged beasties and things that go BUMP). ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3927 "2020-10-12T19:18:01Z")
A “Columbus Day” bumped to “Indigenous Peoples’ Day” And a happy bumpin’ Thanksgiving to all our Canadian friends! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3928 "2020-10-12T20:03:59Z")
The next poster’s pumpkins will mold in one day. And a missing Beck bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3929 "2020-10-12T23:10:12Z")
I never do pumpkins, so I volunteer for the jinx. And I second the missing of Beck. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3930 "2020-10-13T01:40:43Z")
No Thanksgiving turkey dinner for me today (too much trouble for just me), but I did have a bit of luck at the track. So, yay me, and bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3931 "2020-10-13T02:48:31Z")
A bump of gratitude from whichever turkey is still alive. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3932 "2020-10-13T23:35:05Z")
It’s close enough to Halloween to schedule our yearly watching of Over the Garden Wall. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3933 "2020-10-14T02:21:17Z")
A bump just because. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3934 "2020-10-14T03:46:47Z")
A very late Tuesday bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3935 "2020-10-14T04:17:11Z")
I bumped my neon the table. Yep, that was a chemistry bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3936 "2020-10-14T10:12:42Z")
What lead you to do that? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3937 "2020-10-14T12:31:11Z")
Must’ve bumped his knee on a periodic table. Humpday bumpday. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3938 "2020-10-15T00:02:13Z")
A late hump late bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3939 "2020-10-15T01:11:01Z")
Another hump day bump day. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3940 "2020-10-15T03:27:39Z")
An even later hump day bump day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3941 "2020-10-15T03:49:51Z")
Ask your doctor if Bumping is right for you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3942 "2020-10-15T13:01:20Z")
Bump Thursday bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3943 "2020-10-15T15:38:30Z")
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