# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3964 "2020-10-20T21:25:18Z")
Bright sunshine today. Bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3965 "2020-10-21T01:18:57Z")
More bumpin’ rain later tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3966 "2020-10-21T02:21:48Z")
Likely more bumpin’ snow tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3967 "2020-10-21T02:51:05Z")
You really do live too far north, dude. Bump your way southward when you can. (Although I do remember October snow hereabouts too, years ago.) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3968 "2020-10-21T03:40:34Z")
If I bump any farther southward, I’ll be in the United States. I could move to southern Ontario, at a more southern latitude than here, but having grown up there, the bumpin’ humidity always make summers feel hotter, and winters feel colder. Meh. I’ll stay here for now, wear my pants around my armpits, and tell those kids to get off my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3969 "2020-10-21T04:48:40Z")
Before long you’ll hear me complaining about the lake-effect snow. But at least we don’t live in bumpin’ Buffalo. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3970 "2020-10-21T21:17:32Z")
Looks like I’ll have to do some shovelling later today. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3971 "2020-10-21T21:19:29Z")
I sympathize with everyone dealing with snow. We may not have to turn the AC on tomorrow. My electricity bill will appreciate that. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3972 "2020-10-21T23:58:53Z")
We’re looking at temps in the 70s for the next two days, with more bumpin’ rain. I think I’ve seen animals lining up, two by two. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3973 "2020-10-22T00:21:52Z")
Glad to bumpin’ sitting down, after being on my feet most of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3974 "2020-10-22T01:08:23Z")
Well, I shovelled the bumpin’ snow. Phew! I think I need a new snow shovel. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3975 "2020-10-22T01:34:34Z")
Every bumpin’ winter around here there gets to be a shortage of snow shovels, and every bumpin’ summer a shortage of air conditioners. No shortage of complaints about the weather, though. Grump. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3976 "2020-10-22T06:52:12Z")
Due to back problems, we have to pay someone to plow our driveway. More bumpin’ money than it’s worth. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3977 "2020-10-22T07:35:58Z")
Hey, let’s lighten the mood. Think of winters with that special someone: _Him: Don’t go bumpin’ my heart_ _Her: But you’ve gotta clear the snow,_ _Him: Honey, if I gotta shovel,_ _Her: Then you know I won’t say no…_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3978 "2020-10-22T16:32:23Z")
Chestnuts bumping on an open fire . . . ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3979 "2020-10-22T21:50:58Z")
Jack Frost bumping at your nose… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3980 "2020-10-22T23:00:52Z")
Ouch! (bump) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3981 "2020-10-23T10:29:24Z")
(Bump) Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3982 "2020-10-23T14:58:49Z")
The thread must be getting harder with age. Lemme see – bump! Oooo! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3983 "2020-10-23T19:02:27Z")
Bumpin’ 80 degrees here! (It’s not lasting.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=198) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=200)