# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/381 "2018-12-22T06:07:10Z")
I got nothin’. …'cept a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/382 "2018-12-22T06:09:46Z")
That bump was good enough, **EH**. Well done! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/383 "2018-12-22T06:38:34Z")
What were we talking about? No, no, wait, don’t bump… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/384 "2018-12-22T07:13:03Z")
Too late! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/385 "2018-12-22T08:12:56Z")
Done. Holiday weekend bumps are the bestest! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/386 "2018-12-22T17:27:59Z")
Aren’t they, though? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/387 "2018-12-22T22:37:17Z")
Bump-wise, this weekend has been pretty good so far. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/388 "2018-12-23T01:44:21Z")
It ain’t over the bump yet. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/389 "2018-12-23T04:26:55Z")
It ain’t over 'til the bump sings. Is this bump singing? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/390 "2018-12-23T05:21:34Z")
\*Ow, she’s a bump house, She’s mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out; She’s a bump house… \* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/391 "2018-12-23T05:48:14Z")
A very Happy Christmas Eve Eve bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/392 "2018-12-23T06:53:19Z")
You’re the first to bump up the happy Christmas wishes! Back at you:) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/393 "2018-12-23T20:56:13Z")
Bumping on Christmas Eve Eve! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/394 "2018-12-23T22:29:38Z")
Let the bumping festivities begin! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/395 "2018-12-24T01:20:52Z")
Have yourself a bumpy little Christmas Make the Yuletide gay ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/396 "2018-12-24T05:35:16Z")
Hey, now it’s Christmas Eve! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/397 "2018-12-24T05:58:35Z")
In 2 min. Here. Bumped ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/398 "2018-12-24T17:40:49Z")
Bumped yet again. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/399 "2018-12-24T20:13:30Z")
A Christmas eve bump, here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/400 "2018-12-25T03:01:44Z")
Hey, why not be generous? Here’s another Christmas Eve bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=21)