# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4064 "2020-11-13T03:27:36Z")
Country bumpkins? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4065 "2020-11-13T14:23:50Z")
This time of year, would that be bumpkin spice? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4066 "2020-11-14T23:56:46Z")
Sure it would. Over the river and through the woods: bump, bump, bump. Must be a flat tire. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4067 "2020-11-15T15:51:43Z")
^ … or a _bump_ flock of _bump_ turtles _bump_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4068 "2020-11-15T18:08:20Z")
It’s bumpin’ turtles all the way down! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4069 "2020-11-15T18:10:48Z")
Bump me, Amadeus! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4070 "2020-11-15T19:21:12Z")
Bump over, Beethoven! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4071 "2020-11-15T19:31:41Z")
Let’s do the Bump Warp again! It’s just a bump to the left… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4072 "2020-11-15T20:49:24Z")
Bump it so, Number One. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4073 "2020-11-15T20:52:10Z")
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4074 "2020-11-16T06:35:09Z")
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t bump that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4075 "2020-11-16T07:34:15Z")
“Charlie don’t bump!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4076 "2020-11-16T08:37:58Z")
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4077 "2020-11-16T15:51:20Z")
Gotta bump, gotta bump, gotta bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4078 "2020-11-16T18:29:44Z")
We’re on a bumpin’ mission from God. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4079 "2020-11-16T21:16:50Z")
Klaatu bumpada nikto ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4080 "2020-11-16T23:17:07Z")
Long legged beasties. Night bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4081 "2020-11-19T16:26:20Z")
Brrrr. The kids left early and didn’t leave the heater on. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4082 "2020-11-19T16:37:12Z")
Chilly morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/4083 "2020-11-19T16:48:37Z")
Chilly morning but nice afternoon. Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=205)