# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/421 "2019-01-06T19:49:51Z")
I refuse to bump this thread today. I’m sorry, but I just won’t. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/422 "2019-01-06T19:52:47Z")
No you dinnit! Bump, i mean. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/423 "2019-01-07T14:41:12Z")
Strewth! What a relief. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/424 "2019-01-09T04:59:18Z")
Might as well face it; you’re addicted to bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/425 "2019-01-09T05:10:00Z")
Yep, that bump-y monkey’s in my back. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/426 "2019-01-29T19:44:41Z")
You know, this floor used to be wood. But, I had it changed. Valentino said there’s nothing like tile for a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/427 "2019-01-31T02:07:29Z")
Rudolph, is that you? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/428 "2019-01-31T21:06:47Z")
Women are not in love with me but with the picture of me on the screen. I am merely the canvas upon which the women paint their dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/429 "2019-02-01T01:40:11Z")
I swoon! I may need a fainting couch. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/430 "2019-02-01T01:56:17Z")
I can’t believe you people are still at this. It’s _sooo_ immature. What kind of person participates in a thread like this, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/431 "2019-02-01T14:20:00Z")
It’s so cold today, my goosebumps got goosebumps. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/432 "2019-02-02T00:09:49Z")
“Trees and power lines will go down with near-certainty,” says Ryan Walbrun, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service Bay Area. “Stuff will be flying around the city. Scaffolding will be coming off buildings. Trees falling on cars and houses and everything.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/433 "2019-02-02T00:12:59Z")
Dang, that’s an apocalyptic forecast. I’d move. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/434 "2019-02-03T00:08:31Z")
The powerful winter storm that hit the Bay Area on Friday was not as strong as previously anticipated, and the Bay Area was mostly spared from widespread damage. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/435 "2019-02-03T00:25:47Z")
Oh, man. I thought you were kidding. Glad alls well that ends well. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/436 "2019-02-05T00:15:59Z")
A low-pressure system diving down from the Northwest is forecast to deliver a heavy dose of unsettled weather to the Bay Area Monday night into Tuesday morning with thunderstorms, hail, heavy downpours and sudden bursts of wind all in the mix. Snow is also in the forecast with accumulation of a couple inches at elevations as low as 1,500 feet and snow flurries as low as 500 feet possible. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/437 "2019-02-05T01:16:13Z")
Hey! Here in S. Arkansas it was 71°F today. Don’t know what this is a precursor to. It’s likely to be bad. I hope the skies don’t get bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/438 "2019-02-05T06:49:17Z")
Seems to be a bumpin’ slump. Maybe we should just let this thread die. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/439 "2019-02-05T07:30:47Z")
Naw, I’d suggest it’s the midwinter blahs. I was shovelling snow today. The shovel hit a bump and gut-punched me. I didn’t feel like doing much after that. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/440 "2019-02-05T08:30:20Z")
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