# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/441 "2019-02-06T03:50:22Z")
I bumped my way over here, after participating in the SOTU thread in the Pit. This is more fun. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/442 "2019-02-06T03:58:59Z")
Ain’t that the bumping truth! ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/443 "2019-02-06T19:00:31Z")
The exquisite rudeness of Nancy Pelosi’s bump at the State of the Union. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/444 "2019-02-07T06:33:15Z")
Bumping just for the heck of it. Hey, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/445 "2019-02-07T08:16:46Z")
It’s bumpalicious. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/446 "2019-02-08T03:54:51Z")
“It’s more than bumpalicious. It’s the bumpiest bump that ever bumped.” – Donald J. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/447 "2019-02-10T17:55:45Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/448 "2019-02-11T18:04:37Z")
My knee hurts. I fell down yesterday and bumped it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/449 "2019-02-11T19:02:23Z")
That’s not a funny bone bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/450 "2019-02-13T06:23:44Z")
It’s too cold here to bump, so I’ll just nudge. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/451 "2019-02-13T06:25:32Z")
Keep moving and bumping or you’ll freeze up solid. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/452 "2019-02-13T06:27:32Z")
Wait until spring thaw–with all the frost heaves, the roads will definitely be bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/453 "2019-02-13T14:06:18Z")
Stay tuned for future bumps as they happen ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/454 "2019-02-13T16:34:50Z")
Standing by. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/455 "2019-02-13T23:17:40Z")
Somebody bump into **EH** , so he doesn’t have to stand by any more. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/456 "2019-02-13T23:37:34Z")
I’ll bump as I run by. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/457 "2019-02-13T23:50:49Z")
Ah, might as well bump (Bump) Might as well bump Go ahead an’ bump (bump) Go ahead and bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/458 "2019-02-14T05:49:13Z")
Hey, today is Wednesday–Bump Day! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/459 "2019-02-14T05:54:53Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I’ll bump as I run by. Hey, watch it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/460 "2019-02-14T06:44:36Z")
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