# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/461 "2019-02-14T07:56:06Z")
🙂 I’m bumpy that way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/462 "2019-02-14T14:45:16Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > **EH** , did **Beck** bump you? More of a jostle… but I suppose you could call it a bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/463 "2019-02-14T21:35:00Z")
a bump is a bump is a bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/464 "2019-02-15T06:05:40Z")
And here’s another bump! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/465 "2019-02-15T06:52:17Z")
One more for the road. The bumpy road. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/466 "2019-02-15T14:51:25Z")
A bump is a bump Oh, dump, oh, dump And anyone can dump a bump, oh, dump. There is a dump And that’s the bump That will bump off Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/467 "2019-02-16T23:40:45Z")
Guess who I bumped into today? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2019, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/468 "2019-02-17T22:46:50Z")
Humpty-Bumpty? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/469 "2019-02-18T00:12:29Z")
Have we started again? Shh, _ahem_, _still_ no sign of land. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/470 "2019-02-18T03:42:41Z")
Shhh! Mums the word. It’s really ‘bump’ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2019, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/471 "2019-02-18T04:10:24Z")
No, mums are flowers. This is a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/472 "2019-02-19T02:54:35Z")
I’m in a slump. I need a bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/473 "2019-02-19T18:05:54Z")
Shout hallelujah Come on get bumpy You better chase all your cares away Shout hallelujah Come on get bumpy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/474 "2019-02-19T23:11:22Z")
Ah, might as well bump (bump), Might as well bump. Go ahead an’ bump (bump), Go ahead and bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/475 "2019-02-21T20:23:24Z")
Bump, bump, bump to it (Oh…oh…oh…oh…oh…oh…oh…oh…) Bump, bump, bump to it (Ooh…hoo…hoo…ooh…hoo…ooh…hoo…shabba, dooda, la, dwee, da) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/476 "2019-02-21T20:37:02Z")
I think I bump you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/477 "2019-02-21T22:49:31Z")
Good one, **Beck**! That was by the Bumptridge Family, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/478 "2019-02-22T00:39:35Z")
I woke up in bump this morning I woke up in bump this morning ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/479 "2019-02-22T00:49:10Z")
Morning has bumped me, like the first morning. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/480 "2019-02-22T04:01:12Z")
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