# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2019, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/481 "2019-02-23T06:15:17Z")
Pick up my guitar and play, Just like yesterday, Then I’ll get on my knees and pray, We don’t get bumped again! ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/482 "2019-02-24T17:50:16Z")
bump everything up to Condition Red and stand by. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/483 "2019-02-25T18:05:37Z")
Do not turn that motherfucking bump on! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/484 "2019-02-26T08:05:57Z")
There’s a lady who’s sure All that glitters is gold And she’s buying a bumpway to heaven. When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a bump she can get what she came for. Oh, oh, oh, oh, and she’s buying a bumpway to heaven. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/485 "2019-02-26T15:29:56Z")
I know that this bump Is the work of a chump. Does it clump Or crump? Will people dump, Flump, Or act like a frump, A glump, Or Forest Grump? Or take a hump Or a jump, Or go klump, Or be a krump, Or a kump Of a lump, You can plump Your pump, Or on your rump You can slump On a tree stump, And the pipe that’s stump, You can use to thump, Donald John Trump That stupid whump ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/486 "2019-02-26T21:02:59Z")
I finally got some sense knocked into me, and I’ve got the bump to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/487 "2019-02-26T23:08:07Z")
Just bumping to applaud **Annie** ’s excellent contribution. Nicely done, **Annie**! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/488 "2019-02-26T23:17:13Z")
I’m bumping here again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/489 "2019-02-28T02:12:53Z")
Got some ice off the driveway today. The ice was making it bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/490 "2019-02-28T02:15:31Z")
Huh? _goes back to sleep_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/491 "2019-02-28T03:14:05Z")
^^^bumping in your sleep again? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/492 "2019-02-28T04:39:34Z")
I fell out of bed once, and bumped myself on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/493 "2019-02-28T06:01:14Z")
I just dream of bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/494 "2019-02-28T06:29:50Z")
I like dreamin’ cause dreamin’ can make you mine. I like bumpin’, closing my eyes and feeling fine. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/495 "2019-02-28T14:40:00Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Just bumping to applaud **Annie** ’s excellent contribution. Nicely done, **Annie**! A “Thank You” bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/496 "2019-02-28T22:57:11Z")
#me too Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/497 "2019-02-28T23:53:50Z")
A “You’re Welcome” bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/498 "2019-03-01T02:28:38Z")
Bumping, you say? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/499 "2019-03-01T06:19:45Z")
Bumping, yes. Exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/500 "2019-03-01T14:27:31Z")
What part of “bumping” don’t you understand? The “b” the “u” the “m” the “p” the “i” the “n” or the “g”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=26)