# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/501 "2019-03-01T14:58:39Z")
The wheels on the BUMP go 'round and 'round. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/502 "2019-03-01T16:12:09Z")
The bump key works by momentarily bumping those pins up, ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/503 "2019-03-01T16:42:11Z")
I say we take off and bump it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/504 "2019-03-02T06:48:08Z")
All these bumps are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/505 "2019-03-02T21:00:56Z")
Bump off, you bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/506 "2019-03-03T03:59:05Z")
Smile when you bump that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/507 "2019-03-03T04:17:59Z")
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she bumps into mine.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/508 "2019-03-03T05:16:44Z")
(whispered) “Rosebump…” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/509 "2019-03-03T05:43:20Z")
“Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy night” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/510 "2019-03-03T06:27:57Z")
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a bump.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/511 "2019-03-03T06:42:58Z")
“I coulda had class, I coulda bumped a contender” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/512 "2019-03-03T07:10:26Z")
“Bump. James Bump.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/513 "2019-03-03T17:35:27Z")
“Don’t get bumpy, kid.” ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/514 "2019-03-03T18:12:51Z")
Good heavens! What did you do to this bump? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/515 "2019-03-03T21:53:03Z")
“I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t bump that.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/516 "2019-03-03T22:03:11Z")
“Take this job and bump it” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/517 "2019-03-03T23:30:40Z")
“I am serious. And don’t call me Bumpy.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/518 "2019-03-04T01:13:05Z")
Lions and tigers and bumps, oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/519 "2019-03-04T05:21:42Z")
“I’ll bump you, my pretty. And your little dog too!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/520 "2019-03-04T05:23:58Z")
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