# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/521 "2019-03-04T07:45:10Z")
“Pay no attention to the Bump behind the curtain.” Naw, now I’m _really_ reaching. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/522 "2019-03-04T09:25:08Z")
"That’s a bump of another color " ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/523 "2019-03-04T21:35:59Z")
“Don’t start up with your White Bump shit, Betty.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/524 "2019-03-05T08:09:19Z")
“If I only had a bump” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/525 "2019-03-05T14:18:33Z")
I’ve had it with you motherbumpers in this motherbumping thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/526 "2019-03-05T14:31:08Z")
One bump over the line, sweet Jesus, One bump over the line, Sitting down town in a railway station, One bump over the line… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/527 "2019-03-05T14:33:32Z")
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit bumping.” ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/528 "2019-03-05T16:34:00Z")
There was a forty pound bump on my back. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/529 "2019-03-05T16:56:39Z")
“Have you ever seen a grown man bump, Joey?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/530 "2019-03-05T17:49:49Z")
> [@Mumberthax](#): > > **Don’t Bump This Thread** > > Just let it die. Let this thread die? Surely you can’t be serious. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/531 "2019-03-05T18:57:23Z")
I am serious. And don’t bump me, Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/532 "2019-03-05T19:25:20Z")
A bump in the hand is worth two in the bush. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/533 "2019-03-06T04:37:58Z")
I am shocked–_shocked_–to find that bumping is going on in here! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/534 "2019-03-06T14:27:21Z")
You bumped it for her, you can bump it for me. Bump it, Sam. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/535 "2019-03-06T15:10:22Z")
Round up the usual bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/536 "2019-03-06T15:15:56Z")
We’ll always have bumping. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/537 "2019-03-06T17:05:40Z")
That little bump makes me feel nine feet tall! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/538 "2019-03-06T17:10:40Z")
DI hear isney’s putting out a new animated film: Thampi and Bumper ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/539 "2019-03-06T18:30:55Z")
“…Rosebump…” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/540 "2019-03-06T18:32:55Z")
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