# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5384 "2022-07-26T17:07:45Z")
Last night, about midnight, I saw a flash of lightning twice and heard thunder once. I tried to check weather on my phone, but I wasn’t completely awake. I did find a forecast for 0.001 to 0.003 inches of rain predicted between 12:00 and 12:30AM. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5385 "2022-07-27T04:42:04Z")
Pleasant day here. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5386 "2022-07-27T06:07:12Z")
Is it sad that catching up on podcasts feels like work? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5387 "2022-07-27T06:16:13Z")
Hey, I’m trying to organize my library. Now _that’s_ work! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5388 "2022-07-27T08:21:35Z")
It’s been raining like hell around here. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5389 "2022-07-27T20:17:30Z")
Oooo, I want some rain. Rain on the left side of the decimal point. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5390 "2022-07-27T21:28:04Z")
I was thinking that it might be fun to be a commercial pilot. “Sorry for the announcement, folks. Just wanted… ummmmm… to point out that to your left, there is a cloud that is shaped like a giant reindeer.” “He woke us up for that?!?”… (Bump) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5391 "2022-07-30T05:36:22Z")
_Bows and flows of angel hair,_ _And ice-cream castles in the air,_ _And feather canyons everywhere,_ _I’ve looked at bumps that way …_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5392 "2022-07-31T04:01:45Z")
What happened? The other Bump thread got all the glory? Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5393 "2022-07-31T05:00:24Z")
I don’t know about you, but I’m easily distracted. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5394 "2022-07-31T11:45:23Z")
Look, a squirrel! _Bump._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5395 "2022-07-31T16:48:31Z")
Happy Sunday! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5397 "2022-07-31T17:10:23Z")
Behold my works, ye mighty, and bump it up. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5398 "2022-08-01T02:05:52Z")
Sunday. After six. I can water. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5399 "2022-08-03T01:06:26Z")
A monsoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5400 "2022-08-03T01:15:51Z")
I am jealous. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5401 "2022-08-03T20:22:58Z")
Grey day bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5402 "2022-08-03T20:28:12Z")
The weather sites are not in agreement. The high is either going to be 99 or 101F today. Probably should get the box of sodas out of the van. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5403 "2022-08-03T20:55:35Z")
… and into the fridge, where they can _bump_ against each other. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5404 "2022-08-10T14:35:46Z")
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