# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5485 "2022-10-15T06:07:03Z")
“Nothing matters but the weekend, from a Tuesday point of view,” as the Kings famously said. Oh, wait. It’s Friday night. Never mind. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5486 "2022-10-15T07:04:43Z")
Well, we’re deep into Saturday morning territory over here in Bump-Land. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5487 "2022-10-15T19:35:47Z")
> [@zach4](#): > > lol, that’s funny Welcome to the SDMB community, we hope you enjoy your stay. DAMN ! I’ve accidentally bumped this thread. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5488 "2022-10-16T05:05:51Z")
Hi zach4. Just be yourself here. Just leave the dullness and cleverness to the rest of us (haha). Just don’t bump this thread. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5489 "2022-10-16T23:33:04Z")
Tested positive. Symptoms not too bad. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5490 "2022-10-24T18:37:54Z")
Ha! You couldn’t make me bump this thread if you tried! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5491 "2022-10-25T03:52:45Z")
Still testing positive, but the line is fainter. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![CorpusNeptune](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corpusneptune/32/17561_2.png) [@CorpusNeptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CorpusNeptune)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5492 "2022-10-25T04:42:51Z")
Made myself a new profile photo tonight! I’d say I’m quite proud of it! _Bump_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5493 "2022-10-25T04:50:29Z")
Being the contrarian that I can sometimes be, I can only say, Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5494 "2022-11-07T14:17:13Z")
My gosh – nobody has not not bumped this thread for days! Bump! Bump, I say! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5495 "2022-11-07T18:11:57Z")
And we didn’t bump on Halloween! Pumpkin bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5496 "2022-11-07T21:16:33Z")
If we missed National Hillbilly Day, would that merit a bumpkin bump? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5497 "2022-11-08T02:27:04Z")
Ouch. I mean, sure. Oh, and I got over the covid and have been back at work for a week and a day, now. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5498 "2022-11-10T03:18:41Z")
When people ask what I do for excitement, I send them [this](http://www.thetenthwatch.com/) and tell them to click through to the live cam. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5499 "2022-11-11T03:21:37Z")
A bump. Because this thread needs another. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5500 "2022-11-17T03:14:30Z")
I don’t care what the name of the thread is! Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5501 "2022-11-17T19:14:07Z")
I was forced to take today off. I’ve maxed out my annual leave hours, so it’s use it or loose it. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5502 "2022-11-18T09:34:45Z")
Enjoy your day! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5503 "2022-11-19T00:47:35Z")
Yesterday was restful. Today is a city closed day (automatic day off). I’m enjoying it. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5504 "2022-11-21T15:16:15Z")
As we bump our way to Thanksgiving… Of course, ever since Hallowe’en, the stores have been selling Christmas. Humbug! Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=276)