# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5525 "2022-12-15T22:32:36Z")
Ah, but the long bump-gaps, they must happen organically. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5526 "2022-12-23T00:47:35Z")
Three days before Christmas and our oven stops working. Bump, bump, bump. [the sound of my head hitting the wall] On the up side, the five-year protection plan in still in effect and the repair guy is supposed to be out next Tuesday. And the stove still works. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5527 "2022-12-23T14:56:42Z")
It’s raining, it’s pouring. Yup. I’m not goin’ out there, no way, no how. Film at 11. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5528 "2022-12-24T05:07:22Z")
Went out once - for the newspaper, my clothes didn’t warn up for a long time. Bumpity bump bump. Look at Frosty fall. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5529 "2022-12-25T03:47:11Z")
Bump, bump me, do. You know I’ll bump you… ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5530 "2022-12-26T19:22:06Z")
I’ll always bump true, So please… bump me do ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5531 "2022-12-26T19:24:07Z")
Eight days a week, I’ll bu-uu-uu-uu-ump you. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5532 "2022-12-31T22:48:17Z")
Anyone else on flood warning? So far no actual floods. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5533 "2023-01-06T23:25:33Z")
And it’s 2023, and nobody’s bumped this thread since last year! What an obedient bunch of folks! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5534 "2023-01-06T23:40:37Z")
I’m always obedient. At least that’s what I tell my kids. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5535 "2023-01-10T15:53:26Z")
OK, _don’t_ fasten your seatbelts, then. I _thought_ it was gonna be a bumpy ride, but evidently I was wrong. Oops. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5536 "2023-01-10T15:58:25Z")
The only flooding here is from backed up storm drains. And we have electricity. Not too bad. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5537 "2023-01-17T15:52:11Z")
Benjamin Franklin Birthday Bump Fart Proudly! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5538 "2023-01-17T18:57:29Z")
A bump that I can get behind, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5539 "2023-01-26T22:56:36Z")
Will the groundhog bump its shadow this year? Oopsy, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5540 "2023-01-26T23:10:13Z")
Just one week away. I almost never remember when Groundhog’s Day is. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5541 "2023-01-31T07:40:54Z")
Groundhog Day is of course the day everyone should eat sausage. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5542 "2023-01-31T14:10:58Z")
Is **SunUp** sending us spam? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5543 "2023-02-01T23:18:54Z")
**SunUp** is perplexing me. If it’s a movie reference, it’s been too long since I watched it. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5544 "2023-02-02T01:09:53Z")
Uh, no, just _ground hog_, with which sausages are made. My attempt at yet more humor on the subject resulted in what is known as a “dad joke.” Should’a’ left the thread un-bumped. But I didn’t. Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=276) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=278)