# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5545 "2023-02-02T01:21:42Z")
I’m sorry I missed it. I love puns. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5546 "2023-02-02T05:21:46Z")
I for one welcomed a good dad joke followup. Thanks, **Q\_M**! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5547 "2023-02-02T18:12:00Z")
My (guilty) pleasure. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5548 "2023-02-04T00:45:16Z")
I don’t know what a “dad joke” is, so does that mean I can’t bump? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5549 "2023-02-04T01:02:14Z")
I actually googled it, and everyone had a different definition of “dad joke”. I’d say they’re short Q/A jokes that embarrass your children because they’re too old for that kind of thing. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5550 "2023-02-09T01:53:55Z")
Gotta bump that thread, no matter what they say… It’s turning into Spring here, by the way. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5551 "2023-02-09T02:04:55Z")
Gonna bump that thread right out of my hair, And send it on its way. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5552 "2023-02-14T13:40:03Z")
Valentine’s Bump Day ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5553 "2023-02-14T15:21:08Z")
And we missed the Super Bowl bump. Or is that Superbowl? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5554 "2023-02-15T22:28:34Z")
I always liked to use “Superb Owl”. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5555 "2023-02-20T01:49:07Z")
Whoops - wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5556 "2023-02-22T13:30:22Z")
Giving up bumpin’ for Lent ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5557 "2023-03-01T04:23:28Z")
A bump for March. Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy March. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5558 "2023-03-01T04:43:07Z")
No! We’ve still got three more hours in February! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5559 "2023-03-02T21:18:40Z")
March is definitely coming in like a lion in these parts. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5560 "2023-03-02T22:11:58Z")
Looks like we get a couple of clear days before it goes back to rain. Whether we’re out of the drought depends on who you ask. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5561 "2023-03-02T22:17:32Z")
Did there really used to be a “droghte” (drought) of March, for “Aprille’s shoures soote” to pierce? Or was that just proverbially true in Chaucer’s day? Sure ain’t no droughts in March in the Northeastern US. Oooops, bumped the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5562 "2023-03-02T23:23:45Z")
From the wiki article, there isn’t a month in the UK that has no rain. The rain is just warmer in April. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5563 "2023-03-06T14:58:36Z")
Beware the Ides of March. Just a heads-up, y’know. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5564 "2023-03-08T02:36:12Z")
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