# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 279
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5565 "2023-03-08T18:08:33Z")
Beware the deoxyribonucleotides of March. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5566 "2023-03-25T23:49:20Z")
# Bump Madness ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5567 "2023-04-01T05:53:45Z")
April Fools’ Bump! Well, somebody had to say it. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5568 "2023-04-02T02:10:03Z")
Back from Louisiana. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5569 "2023-04-06T12:58:37Z")
Washin’ some feet for the bump ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5570 "2023-04-06T18:16:06Z")
I have learned that savory grits are good. Especially with Crawfish étouffée on top. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5571 "2023-04-08T02:57:55Z")
Laissez les bon temps bump! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5572 "2023-04-08T20:38:13Z")
Greatest bilingual bump of this thread by **Quondam\_Mechanic** merits another bump in response. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5573 "2023-04-15T21:56:38Z")
Basking in my glory here. But it’s past due time for somebody to bump this thing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5574 "2023-04-16T12:56:50Z")
Those April Showers that come your way They bump the flowers that bloom in May ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5575 "2023-04-16T18:49:11Z")
The flowers that bloom in the spring, Tra la Have fuck all to do with this bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5576 "2023-04-17T04:12:13Z")
That was worth a chuckle. And a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5577 "2023-04-17T10:46:30Z")
Today Dominion bumps Fox. Hard. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5578 "2023-04-20T18:52:22Z")
House to myself for a few days. Bump, bump, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5579 "2023-05-02T02:51:22Z")
Whoa – gotta make sure we don’t just bump right into June, y’know? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5580 "2023-05-02T15:28:42Z")
You mean it’s May already? Bump ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5581 "2023-05-09T14:17:47Z")
Yipe! We missed Cinco de Mayo! Waiter – a large margarita and a bump, please! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5582 "2023-05-09T20:51:50Z")
We’ve had cooler weather and a couple of showers. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5583 "2023-05-16T20:28:29Z")
Our weather has been weird, even for Virginia. We are following up the warmest Winter in my lifetime with (tonight-predicted) the lowest low ever recorded on 5/16. What a roller coaster. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5584 "2023-05-16T22:37:34Z")
Sigh. High eighties and low nineties for the next week. Lows are still getting down to the sixties, though, which helps. All windows open at night. Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=278) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=280)