# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/541 "2019-03-06T18:34:23Z")
Who put the bump in the bumpdy bumpdy bump? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/542 "2019-03-06T18:35:56Z")
B_U_M\*P ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/543 "2019-03-06T22:39:10Z")
Bump-hemian Rhapsody ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/544 "2019-03-07T14:12:22Z")
Could this thread _be_ any more bumped? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/545 "2019-03-07T15:34:59Z")
It’s baseball season. Time to bump the ump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2019, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/546 "2019-03-07T16:51:16Z")
That’s what the bump is all about. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/547 "2019-03-07T21:22:33Z")
I am shocked, \*shocked \*to learn that there is bumping going on here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/548 "2019-03-07T22:18:58Z")
“You can’t handle the bump!” ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/549 "2019-03-08T00:28:27Z")
Yeah, I’d say this thread has a serious bumping problem. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/550 "2019-03-08T05:35:01Z")
My advice to you is to begin bumping heavily. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/551 "2019-03-08T14:58:30Z")
First Alex Trebeck and now Tom Seaver. Being rich and famous does not cure all of life’s bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/552 "2019-03-08T16:22:48Z")
Fat, drunk and bumping is no way to go through life, son. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/553 "2019-03-09T15:36:18Z")
Jussie Smollett really bumped up his life, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/554 "2019-03-09T23:41:37Z")
If only I had been bumped as a child! _Then_ I would know authenticity! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/555 "2019-03-10T02:21:44Z")
“Follow the bumpy” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/556 "2019-03-10T04:22:01Z")
Show me the bumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/557 "2019-03-10T07:26:21Z")
‘Make it bumpy, Number 1’ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/558 "2019-03-10T22:00:25Z")
[Michael Madsen still needs practice!](https://youtu.be/vZR_FYKPAAQ?t=8) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/559 "2019-03-10T23:50:19Z")
If you bump it, they will come. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/560 "2019-03-11T06:41:01Z")
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