# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 280
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5585 "2023-06-01T21:31:25Z")
June is bumping out all over! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5586 "2023-06-01T22:01:29Z")
Dang, nearly halfway through the year. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5587 "2023-06-10T02:14:48Z")
And if nobody ever bumps this thread after June 1, the year will go on forever, and it will grant us all eternal life. Ooops, dang it. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5588 "2023-06-10T06:04:49Z")
Might as well bump. Go ahead and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5589 "2023-06-22T03:13:18Z")
Dunno, **Spoons**. Nobody’s bumpin’ this thread. Maybe we should just let it die a natural death. Oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5590 "2023-06-22T03:17:55Z")
Naw, it deserves bumping. Here we go … ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5591 "2023-06-22T03:51:28Z")
I need to take some vacation days so that I can not bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5592 "2023-06-22T19:03:16Z")
You know, I’m just completely done with bumping this thread… oh, wait. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5593 "2023-06-26T18:12:42Z")
Summer-time… and the bumping is easy… ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5594 "2023-06-27T13:14:53Z")
I have devised a method of posting in this thread without bumping it, but i’m keeping it secret. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5595 "2023-06-27T16:33:26Z")
Ooooo! Tell us! We’re not supposed to be bumping this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5596 "2023-07-01T15:54:58Z")
The Bump of July ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5597 "2023-07-01T16:57:39Z")
We should beware the Ides of March, but should we beware the Bump of July? I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5598 "2023-07-01T22:28:39Z")
It’s too bumping hot. I’m bewaring that. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5599 "2023-07-10T17:34:15Z")
My grandson has returned from a two-week vacation in California. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5600 "2023-07-10T23:33:34Z")
If I had known, I would have waved. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5601 "2023-07-14T14:06:38Z")
Un bump de Bastille. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5602 "2023-08-01T22:33:21Z")
_Alors_! And now that the French are supposedly all on vacation (because it’s August) a bump for _Lughnasadh_, the Celtic day marking the midpoint between the Summer solstice and the Fall equinox. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5603 "2023-08-01T23:12:33Z")
It’s only supposed to get up to 91 degrees F today. And it may be late enough that it’s already happened. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5604 "2023-08-01T23:37:39Z")
Well, temps are bumping up here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=279) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=281)