# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5605 "2023-08-02T00:06:42Z")
They were a degree off. It was only 90 today. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5606 "2023-08-02T00:29:26Z")
It’s bumping hot! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5607 "2023-08-05T17:36:53Z")
Banana bread bump for today. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5608 "2023-08-07T16:33:49Z")
Pretty warm weather for baking bread. Still, I hear that for bananas, this year was a bumper crop. Ba-da-_CHING_ bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5609 "2023-08-07T17:52:25Z")
Dang. Roto-Rooter in the kitchen. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5610 "2023-08-20T11:15:12Z")
What would life be, without a … resurrection bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5611 "2023-08-20T16:07:35Z")
Is a resurrection bump the heaving you get before the zombie arms break through to the air? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5612 "2023-08-20T20:00:04Z")
Zombie bumps are the worst ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5613 "2023-08-31T12:26:15Z")
Last bump in August. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5614 "2023-08-31T15:35:17Z")
Almost the last bump in August. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5615 "2023-08-31T16:27:18Z")
Still another nearly last bump in August. (Do we have any Dopers in American Samoa?) ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5616 "2023-08-31T16:54:32Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Last bump in August. That’s cute. This was a … nother bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5617 "2023-08-31T21:08:10Z")
I meant _my_ last bump in August. So of course I shouldn’t be bumping the thread now – which of course is the whole point of the thread, that you shouldn’t bump it. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5618 "2023-09-01T00:08:18Z")
Whoa. That was a meta-don’t-bump. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5619 "2023-09-04T17:50:02Z")
Septembump! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5620 "2023-09-04T18:20:13Z")
On this holiday weekend, I’m laboring … to bump this thread. (The thread-bumping union sucks.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5621 "2023-09-15T00:00:25Z")
Hey. Bumped it. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5622 "2023-09-15T04:57:35Z")
Taking a week off - - bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5623 "2023-09-15T05:30:46Z")
I have the Beach Boys stuck in my head, so please enjoy this earworm: 🎶 Twwoooo girls for everyyy … … BUUUUMMMMMP! 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5624 "2023-09-15T06:15:10Z")
If a baseball player runs into the guy who calls balls, strikes, safe, and out, is that a bUmp? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=282)