# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5685 "2024-02-05T07:12:39Z")
Made it _through_ the weekend, so I deserve to treat myself to a … bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5686 "2024-02-15T18:50:55Z")
I have discovered that I am not a lumper. You can post in the bump or don’t bump thread if you like. I like to keep those things separate. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5687 "2024-03-05T02:45:04Z")
Beware the Ides of March! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5688 "2024-03-05T03:05:01Z")
March forth, march forth! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5689 "2024-03-24T01:50:43Z")
Bumpity bump ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5690 "2024-04-04T01:12:02Z")
April Fools! Wait, no, that’s not today, is it. Can you un-bump? Guess not. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5691 "2024-04-04T14:28:39Z")
C’mon folks, only two bumps in the last month! We’re winning, let’s keep it up! Oh. Wait. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5692 "2024-04-22T22:35:39Z")
34% chance of rain Friday morning. Wait. That’s not a bump. That’s a forecast. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5693 "2024-04-22T22:45:17Z")
Bump-a-dee-doo-dah, bump-a-dee-ay! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5694 "2024-04-24T13:35:06Z")
Can one discuss the rules of cribbage in this thread? I ask this entirely as a procedural question as opposed to a ham-handed thread bump. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5695 "2024-05-13T14:54:25Z")
A special [Feud thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-anyone-like-to-play-a-feud/1001316/73) bump, to commemorate the attention-getting recent thread bumps for the Feud thread. If you haven’t played yet, give it a go! We need one more player to make 50! Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5696 "2024-05-13T16:08:17Z")
A didn’t-make-it-unbumped-for-a-month bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5697 "2024-05-13T18:25:41Z")
Unbuckle your seatbelts – it’s not gonna be a bumpy ride. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5698 "2024-05-13T18:36:01Z")
Oh, what the hell. Bump. So there! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5699 "2024-05-27T15:12:59Z")
Memorial Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5700 "2024-05-28T03:36:39Z")
Oh, my. I nearly forgot to not bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5701 "2024-05-29T00:27:00Z")
Oooooh, almost June! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5702 "2024-06-04T18:49:31Z")
I had a really good and valid reason for bumping this thread. However, I seem to have forgotten what that was. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5703 "2024-06-04T19:04:30Z")
This thread bump feels like the longest and slowest train wreck ever. So Boooooooooooooooooooooomp… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5704 "2024-06-14T02:07:11Z")
_Sumer is icumen in,_ _Loude sing cuckou!_ Gotta remember to do that bump next week. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=284) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=286)