# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5745 "2025-02-12T02:22:33Z")
He who bumps and runs away Lives to bump another day! Um, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5746 "2025-03-14T09:13:52Z")
Well, we’ve gone at least a month now. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5747 "2025-03-14T16:38:18Z")
Happy Pi Day bump. (Is a month the longest we’ve gone?) ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5748 "2025-03-14T16:41:31Z")
Almost two months, once, last year. Who spoiled it? Gee, I don’t know, must be some rando poster… ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5749 "2025-03-15T02:49:34Z")
I’m afraid of bumping the thread so I’m just gonna nudge it slightly. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5750 "2025-03-15T09:29:14Z")
Tilt! slightly, he said… sigh! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5751 "2025-03-16T03:09:33Z")
Lemme try wiggling the thread. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5752 "2025-03-16T03:28:18Z")
Did you jiggle the handle? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5753 "2025-03-18T19:24:21Z")
Tweaking this thread once again. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5754 "2025-03-19T00:02:34Z")
With all the tweaking and bumping, something’s gonna come loose. Bump, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5755 "2025-04-02T01:12:07Z")
Bump! Ah-hahahaha! _Scampers off into the night._ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5756 "2025-04-02T12:38:37Z")
Doot da doot doot dooo 🎶…Oh, hi there. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5757 "2025-04-06T02:16:43Z")
_Bump_ Oops, pardon my wheelchair. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5758 "2025-04-06T08:32:56Z")
Bump. Take _that_, OP! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5759 "2025-04-07T20:37:09Z")
Bump. I blame peer pressure. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5760 "2025-04-07T22:46:11Z")
Me too. I wasn’t going to bump, but now that everyone’s doing it… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5761 "2025-04-08T13:07:14Z")
I’ve never been one to mindlessly follow the herd by bumping. No. In my case it’s intended in a very ironically sophisticated way. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5762 "2025-04-08T14:05:59Z")
Oh, sure, **Cardi**. And I suppose if all your sophisticated friends ironically jumped out of a window, you’d do it to. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5763 "2025-04-08T20:14:09Z")
Pmub! A reverse bump for a change. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5764 "2025-04-08T23:33:19Z")
Wouldn’t a reverse bump push the thread down? Brilliant! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=287) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=289)