# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5765 "2025-04-21T14:36:42Z")
Bump again! Oh, no! Wrong thread! nm ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5766 "2025-04-22T01:00:12Z")
_Stands up too quickly and bumps head on thread._ Ow! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5767 "2025-05-04T06:28:02Z")
Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5768 "2025-05-04T06:50:39Z")
What have you done?? ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5769 "2025-05-04T07:15:13Z")
I guess they bumped the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5770 "2025-05-04T09:38:32Z")
Oh. Ok then. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5771 "2025-05-04T12:57:57Z")
Is that all you can say? They bumped the thread that is never supposed to be bumped, and you say, “Oh, Ok?” Where’s your sense of…I dunno, morality or something…something… Never mind. Forget I said anything. I seem to have bumped the thread again. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5772 "2025-05-04T12:59:05Z")
I’ll bump the other thread then, when I find it. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5773 "2025-05-05T00:04:16Z")
I am very forgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5774 "2025-05-05T03:42:32Z")
Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head. Don’t tug on Superman’s cape. Don’t spit into the wind. I’m sure Don’t bump this thread is in there, somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5775 "2025-05-06T01:28:25Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > I’m sure Don’t bump this thread is in there, somewhere. The thread’s name is Jim. And now I’ve messed around with it. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5776 "2025-06-08T23:35:45Z")
Looks like we scared away all those nasty people from bumping the thread! Oh, wait. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5777 "2025-06-09T09:51:40Z")
I refuse to bump this thread, I will not bump it, Fred I said, I will not bump it from my house, I will not bump it for a mouse, I will not bump it just because, I will not bump it despite the laws, I will not bump it in the rain, I will not bump it, and again, I refuse to bump this thread, I will not bump it, Fred I said. Oh hell. I bumped it. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5778 "2025-08-13T17:58:39Z")
Wow. No one has bumped this thread for over two months! Until now. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5779 "2025-08-15T01:27:42Z")
Dopers are good at following rules! For two months, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5780 "2025-08-15T03:54:17Z")
Damn. I meant to wait two months. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5781 "2025-08-15T14:45:59Z")
Every two months? I don’t think I can keep up with this mad velocity. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5782 "2025-08-15T15:25:51Z")
Mañana… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5783 "2025-08-15T23:43:02Z")
_yawn stretch_ Did I miss anything? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5784 "2025-08-22T00:49:54Z")
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