# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/561 "2019-03-11T18:34:22Z")
Point of parliamentary bumping! ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/562 "2019-03-11T18:51:12Z")
The best thing we can do is go on with our daily bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/563 "2019-03-11T19:22:18Z")
See if you can guess what I’m bumping now. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/564 "2019-03-11T21:08:59Z")
“I’m mad as hell, and I ain’t bumping it anymore’” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/565 "2019-03-12T07:43:47Z")
"If I were the man I was five years ago, I’d take a bump-thrower to this place! " ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/566 "2019-03-12T07:52:54Z")
Welk, that’ll leave a bump, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/567 "2019-03-12T08:03:14Z")
“I’m not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, ‘cradle of leadership.’ Well, when the bow bumps, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here, it has fallen!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/568 "2019-03-12T13:58:07Z")
I’m so glad it’s been warm and rainy. Got rid of all those bumps of snow. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/569 "2019-03-12T14:02:35Z")
Watch out for that first bump, it’s a doozy! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/570 "2019-03-12T15:53:00Z")
Does that bump in my armpit look funny to you? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/571 "2019-03-12T16:28:02Z")
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always bump YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/572 "2019-03-12T17:41:00Z")
I’m both: I’m a celebrity who’s bumping. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/573 "2019-03-12T20:56:48Z")
The first bump is the deepest. BABY I KNOW! The first bump is the deepest. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/574 "2019-03-12T20:57:56Z")
Ow, we want the bump, Give up the bump, Ow, we need the bump, We gotta have that bump… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2019, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/575 "2019-03-12T23:17:47Z")
Rah rah ree Bump ’ em in the knee, Rah, rah rass, Bump 'em in the… … other knee!! ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/576 "2019-03-13T02:11:46Z")
I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/577 "2019-03-13T03:37:02Z")
How many bumps does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/578 "2019-03-13T04:31:19Z")
I don’t know if you’re bumping, but… could you maybe call in sick? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/579 "2019-03-13T04:38:18Z")
'Cause uptown bump gonna give it to ya… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/580 "2019-03-13T07:16:26Z")
A bottle of red, a bottle of white, Whatever kind of mood you’re in tonight, I’ll meet you anytime you want, In our Italian Bumptaurant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=30)