# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5785 "2025-08-22T06:00:31Z")
Oh, dear! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5786 "2025-08-22T06:03:11Z")
Ah, another bump. Just for S&G. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5787 "2025-09-03T13:50:40Z")
I’m joining the Bump-of-the-Month Club. (Or should that be in Lie About Yourself?) Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5788 "2025-09-03T16:24:05Z")
I read the thread title as Don’t Bump this Threat. Not a good shift. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5789 "2025-09-04T01:29:46Z")
I’m threatening this thread with a good BUMP! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5790 "2025-09-04T02:21:30Z")
Wanna bump uglies? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5791 "2025-09-04T15:02:37Z")
Who you calling “uglies”? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5792 "2025-09-04T23:34:23Z")
Bump **h** hh… That was hard… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5793 "2025-09-30T21:22:22Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > I’m joining the Bump-of-the-Month Club. (Or should that be in Lie About Yourself?) Given that we haven’t had a bump in almost a month, I think it’s about time we have another one: Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5794 "2025-09-30T21:25:46Z")
Ya know, the “Bump This Thread” thread hasn’t been bumped since May 7. We’re much better at not following directions than we are at following directions. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5795 "2025-09-30T22:36:05Z")
I’ll do both. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5796 "2025-10-02T03:30:46Z")
Sorry. I just don’t feel like thread bumping now. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5797 "2025-10-27T17:59:56Z")
Time for things that go bump in the night! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5798 "2025-11-05T23:43:03Z")
BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?! “Ahhhhhhhh!” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5799 "2025-11-06T00:20:56Z")
No, no, no. That’s: Bump, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5800 "2025-11-06T08:10:00Z")
Bump: second toe against chair leg. Bad move. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5801 "2026-01-13T20:13:39Z")
I just remembered we shouldn’t bump this thread. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5802 "2026-01-13T20:28:10Z")
Damn! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5803 "2026-01-13T20:28:27Z")
Oh shit I did it again I’m sorry! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/5804 "2026-01-13T21:18:37Z")
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