# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/41 "2018-09-07T14:17:28Z")
new Baker’s Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps 1. Bumplestiltskin ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/42 "2018-09-07T14:18:16Z")
Baker’s Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps 1. Bumplestiltskin 2. Humpty Bumpty ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/43 "2018-09-07T14:45:52Z")
Baker’s Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps 1. Bumplestiltskin 2. Humpty Bumpty 3. Natty Bumppo ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/44 "2018-09-07T14:51:13Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > … > 3. Natty Bumppo Leatherstocking. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/45 "2018-09-07T14:56:44Z")
_dances around the thread, since she’s not allowed to dance around the room during a meeting_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/46 "2018-09-07T15:26:50Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > _dances around the thread, since she’s not allowed to dance around the room during a meeting_ Don’t trip over anything, remember what happened last time! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/47 "2018-09-07T15:32:16Z")
What this thread needs is some bumper music. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/48 "2018-09-07T15:50:01Z")
[Poison ivy bumps (with pus)](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=7tuOwTOg&id=72E228E568BB5D7B680E7F877E282103893EFAB2&thid=OIP.7tuOwTOgfiam9j0Q95rwfgHaJ4&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fsamlovesadventure.files.wordpress.com%2f2012%2f12%2fpoison-ivy-rash.jpg&exph=640&expw=480&q=poison+ivy+rash&simid=608035318599059274&selectedIndex=27) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/49 "2018-09-07T16:17:03Z")
Is it OK if I burp this thread? _burp_ Must be a barge coming through. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/50 "2018-09-07T16:23:12Z")
Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/51 "2018-09-07T16:46:36Z")
B to the Ump. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/52 "2018-09-07T16:49:21Z")
Bump up the jam, bump it up While you feet are stompin’ And the jam is bumpin’ Look at here the crowd is jumpin’ Bump it up a little more Get the party going on the dance floor Seek us that’s where the party’s at And you’ll find out if you’re too bad ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/53 "2018-09-07T18:05:03Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > Baker’s Dozen category! 13 Famous Bumps > > 1. Bumplestiltskin > 2. Humpty Bumpty > 3. Natty Bumppo Bump in the night. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/54 "2018-09-07T18:06:38Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > Bump in the night. Is that a thing? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/55 "2018-09-07T18:41:21Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Is that a thing? I sure hope it’s just that. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/56 "2018-09-07T20:29:48Z")
Bump Up the Volume ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/57 "2018-09-07T21:12:36Z")
I am adding a speed-bump to slow you guys down. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/58 "2018-09-08T02:22:03Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I am adding a speed-bump to slow you guys down. My handcycle doesn’t have suspension and laughs at puny speedbumps. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/59 "2018-09-08T02:29:02Z")
Are you changing your handle to **handcycle coach**? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/60 "2018-09-08T02:45:20Z")
That right there was funny and bumpy-licious! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=4)