# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/581 "2019-03-13T07:20:14Z")
Momma Mia, such a bumpy meatball… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/582 "2019-03-13T08:12:13Z")
“I can’t believe I bumped the whooooole thing!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/583 "2019-03-13T14:24:20Z")
Told ya: call me Bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/584 "2019-03-13T17:13:27Z")
You’re looking really bumpy today, Mrs. Cleaver. Ward, I think you were a little bumpy on the Beaver last night. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/585 "2019-03-13T20:49:08Z")
I think I’m a bumper. But I’m not \*the \*Bumper. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/586 "2019-03-13T21:16:37Z")
Oh, “Bumpy”. That’s what he calls ya when he can’t remember your name. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/587 "2019-03-14T01:12:24Z")
Don’t bump this thread with no big, fat woman. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/588 "2019-03-14T02:27:50Z")
“What is it, Lassie?, Bumpy is in the well?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/589 "2019-03-14T05:12:49Z")
Bump me up, Scotty. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/590 "2019-03-14T05:39:35Z")
The game’s a’bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/591 "2019-03-14T06:52:44Z")
“We shall bump on the beaches, we shall bump on the landing grounds, we shall bump in the fields and in the streets, we shall bump in the hills; we shall never surrender…” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/592 "2019-03-14T07:42:52Z")
‘Never…was so much bumped by so many to so few.’ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/593 "2019-03-14T08:33:15Z")
And the Allies bumped Hitler’s ass! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/594 "2019-03-14T12:57:13Z")
He’s bumped, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/595 "2019-03-14T13:15:36Z")
I think OJ is going to find the real bumper. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/596 "2019-03-14T14:19:05Z")
I’m a bumper, not a doctor! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/597 "2019-03-14T21:08:59Z")
As God is my witness, I thought bumpers could fly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2019, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/598 "2019-03-15T04:30:17Z")
Bump me up, Scotty. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/599 "2019-03-15T05:22:10Z")
Would you believe that this forum is surrounded by well-equipped Marines? No? Then would you believe it is surrounded by Boy Scouts, each armed with a slingshot? No? Then would you believe it is a small, insignicant bump? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/600 "2019-03-15T15:37:36Z")
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