# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/621 "2019-03-25T16:43:42Z")
Is posting multiple back-to-back responses here bump firing? ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/622 "2019-03-25T16:47:43Z")
A bumpy by Lumpy ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/623 "2019-03-25T16:51:07Z")
Did you ever hear of the football player named Dick Bumpkiss? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/624 "2019-03-25T22:17:24Z")
Didn’t Wally Cleaver have a friend named Bumpy Rutherford? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/625 "2019-03-25T23:38:03Z")
Gilligan was always talking about his friend ‘Bumpy’, to the Skippers chagrin. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/626 "2019-03-26T03:02:35Z")
So far **Bump** hasn’t posted, so he hasn’t **Bump** ed this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/627 "2019-03-26T04:19:01Z")
Yes, I’ve also been wondering about **Bump** ’s absence from this thread. He’d be a natural! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/628 "2019-03-26T04:28:36Z")
Lumpys pretty bump-y. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/629 "2019-03-26T06:21:17Z")
Was the word “bump” ever Groucho’s secret word? Or the password on Allen Ludden’s “Password”? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/630 "2019-03-26T13:29:32Z")
Bump! _clap_ The Thread! _clap_ Bump, bump, The Thread! _clap_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/631 "2019-03-26T14:33:45Z")
Gubba Bump Shrimp? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/632 "2019-03-26T15:05:58Z")
There are all _kind_ of ways you can bump shrimp. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/633 "2019-03-26T15:13:35Z")
This is a shrimp bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/634 "2019-03-27T04:03:59Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Bump! > > _clap_ > > The Thread! > > _clap_ > > Bump, bump, The Thread! > > _clap_ Stomp, stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap! We will, we will bump you! We will, we will bump you! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/635 "2019-03-27T13:57:56Z")
"Midnight ride down the rock bottom road bump-de-bump-de-bump… bump-bump” (The Hubleys, _Dig_) ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/636 "2019-03-27T16:45:29Z")
Okay, so your heart broke You sit around bumping, bumping, bumping You say you’re even thinking about dying Well, before you do anything rash, dig this ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/637 "2019-03-27T18:22:37Z")
She was more like a bumping queen from a movie scene I said don’t mind, but what do you mean, I am the one Who will bump on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will bump on the floor in the round ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/638 "2019-03-27T21:36:23Z")
Bumping, bumping, bumping She´s a bumpnig machine Ah babe Move it baby ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/639 "2019-03-27T22:30:58Z")
I’m just a bump machine, And I won’t bump for nobody but you… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/640 "2019-03-27T22:46:53Z")
^^^Awwww. I choose to take that bump personally:) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=33)