# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/641 "2019-03-28T01:04:32Z")
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and bump you ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/642 "2019-03-28T02:09:41Z")
We got Rickbumped! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/643 "2019-03-28T04:23:52Z")
Obviously **K364** needs this shirt: [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2010643-all-of-the-above?utm\_source=paid\_search&utm\_medium=ppc&utm\_campaign=PLA&utm\_content=tshirt-unisex&feed\_sku=2010643D1V&&utm\_source=paid\_search&utm\_medium=ppc&utm\_campaign=SmartPLA&ar\_clx=yes&ar\_channel=adwords&ar\_campaign=smart\_shopping&ar\_adgroup=Smart-Shopping&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIv4uQzv6j4QIVcSCtBh3pqAIUEAQYAyABEgIDCfD\_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2010643-all-of-the-above?utm_source=paid_search&utm_medium=ppc&utm_campaign=PLA&utm_content=tshirt-unisex&feed_sku=2010643D1V&&utm_source=paid_search&utm_medium=ppc&utm_campaign=SmartPLA&ar_clx=yes&ar_channel=adwords&ar_campaign=smart_shopping&ar_adgroup=Smart-Shopping&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIv4uQzv6j4QIVcSCtBh3pqAIUEAQYAyABEgIDCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/644 "2019-03-28T13:00:28Z")
Big wheels keep on turning Proud Mary keeps on burning Bumping Bumping Bumping on the river ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/645 "2019-03-28T13:45:21Z")
I know some of us are born to cast our fortunes to the winds. And some of us are bound to travel down a road that never ends. But I know I’ll never look upon the likes of this thread again. And I’ll never understand…how I bumped it. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/646 "2019-03-28T14:09:41Z")
Where’s the bump? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/647 "2019-03-28T18:56:34Z")
I get my bumps where I find them. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/648 "2019-03-28T22:02:27Z")
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/649 "2019-03-28T22:05:53Z")
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very bumping boy. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/650 "2019-03-28T22:24:07Z")
Baby, can you dig your man? He’s a righteous man, a righteous man. Bumpty, bumpty, bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/651 "2019-03-28T23:09:35Z")
Come on baby, don’t fear the bumper, Baby take my hand, don’t fear the bumper, We’ll be able to fly, don’t fear the bumper, Baby I’m your man… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/652 "2019-03-28T23:57:23Z")
If black powder were brains, that guy couldn’t bump his nose. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/653 "2019-03-29T03:51:20Z")
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/654 "2019-03-29T04:48:51Z")
I’m fixin’ a bump where the rain gets in… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/655 "2019-03-29T06:13:09Z")
… and it stops my mind from bumperin’ … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/656 "2019-03-29T07:31:45Z")
…where it will bump… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/657 "2019-03-29T09:53:22Z")
I’m filling the bumps that ran through the door… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/658 "2019-03-29T13:19:47Z")
…and kept my mind from wandering, where it will bump… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/659 "2019-03-29T21:49:50Z")
And it really doesn’t matter if I’m a chump or right, When I bump, I’m right, When I bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/660 "2019-03-29T22:11:57Z")
^^ahh! You made that ‘bump’ rhyme. So satisfying. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=34)