# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/661 "2019-03-30T09:46:54Z")
Thanks, **Beck**! Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/662 "2019-03-31T01:50:05Z")
Quit that bumping! at 3:46 in the morning! People need to sleep! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/663 "2019-03-31T04:56:43Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Thanks, **Beck**! Oh, and bump. You’re welcome and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/664 "2019-03-31T07:50:48Z")
A bump is appropriate at any time of day. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/665 "2019-03-31T14:12:58Z")
Mother-bumping night owls. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/666 "2019-03-31T14:22:56Z")
Bumping slaves to ordinary sleep patterns!😉 ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/667 "2019-03-31T17:08:16Z")
Good morning bumpers. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/668 "2019-03-31T22:58:31Z")
The Earth says hello, You twinkle up above, We’re bumping below. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/669 "2019-04-01T00:52:07Z")
Good bumping! Good bumping! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/670 "2019-04-01T05:01:28Z")
Good morning bumpers, You lead us along, My love and me as we sing, Our early morning bumping song… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/671 "2019-04-01T06:20:07Z")
Good bumping, Vietnam!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/672 "2019-04-01T06:41:49Z")
Bumping you from the Delta to the DMZ! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/673 "2019-04-01T13:21:16Z")
BUMPzinga ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/674 "2019-04-01T13:24:06Z")
Aww… and I like your grandpa bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/675 "2019-04-01T14:57:58Z")
I’ll bump you an offer you can’t rebump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/676 "2019-04-01T22:45:29Z")
So said Don Bumpleone. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/677 "2019-04-01T23:54:40Z")
Before he had someone bumped off. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/678 "2019-04-02T06:05:22Z")
A lot of people were bumped off in those movies. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/679 "2019-04-02T06:25:54Z")
Don’t bump with me like that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/680 "2019-04-02T08:05:48Z")
You bumpin’ with me? You bumpin’ with me? You bumpin’ with me? Well, then who the hell else are you bumping-- You bumping with me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re bumping with? Oh yeah? Huh? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=35)