# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/681 "2019-04-02T16:46:49Z")
Charlie Brown is always hitting his head on a tree. He must have quite a bump there. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/682 "2019-04-02T17:05:24Z")
Lucy has given him some bumps, too, yanking the football away from him so often. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/683 "2019-04-03T01:53:59Z")
Lyft’s stock slump signals beginning of bumpy ride ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/684 "2019-04-03T06:19:05Z")
There’s a huge pothole on a local road. I drive it daily. Yep, I bump over it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/685 "2019-04-03T06:21:09Z")
I bet the my bump in the road is bigger than your bump in the road. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/686 "2019-04-03T06:28:08Z")
Are you betting bumps, **Beck**? (Gotta love the alliteration.) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/687 "2019-04-03T13:20:41Z")
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two threads diverged in a site, and I— I bumped the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/688 "2019-04-03T14:08:12Z")
Ask not what your country can bump for you; ask what you can bump for your country. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/689 "2019-04-03T14:12:44Z")
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are bumped off. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/690 "2019-04-03T20:57:10Z")
Alice the camel has ten bumps ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/691 "2019-04-03T20:58:51Z")
Those bumps are humps. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/692 "2019-04-03T22:41:44Z")
Pull up to my bumper baby In your long black limousine, Pull up to my bumper baby And drive it in between. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/693 "2019-04-03T22:43:07Z")
Thambi and Bumper ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/694 "2019-04-03T23:02:31Z")
Oh yeah, I’ll tell you somethin’, I think you’ll understand, When I say that somethin’, I want to bump your hand… ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/695 "2019-04-04T15:55:00Z")
And I found that love was more Than just bumping hands ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/696 "2019-04-04T17:06:47Z")
Lovely Rita meter maid May I inquire discretely When are you free To bump some threads with me? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/697 "2019-04-04T22:22:25Z")
I read the news today, oh boy, Four thousand bumps in Blackburn, Lancashire. And though the bumps were rather small, They had to count them all. Now they know how many bumps it takes to fill the Albert Hall. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/698 "2019-04-05T00:41:29Z")
I’d love to bump you on. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/699 "2019-04-05T02:56:38Z")
Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter, Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here, Here comes the bump, Here comes the bump, and I say– It’s all right. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/700 "2019-04-06T01:44:24Z")
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