# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/701 "2019-04-06T04:30:50Z")
We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, We hope you find we’re in no slump, Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, We’re sorry but it’s time to bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/702 "2019-04-06T04:40:01Z")
A bump you’ve known for all these years ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/703 "2019-04-06T04:47:46Z")
All in all, you’re just another bump in the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/704 "2019-04-06T05:39:36Z")
'scuse me while I bump the sky! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/705 "2019-04-06T13:13:01Z")
As God is my witness, I thought threads could be bumped! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/706 "2019-04-06T14:52:36Z")
“My God, it’s full of bumps!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/707 "2019-04-06T17:31:09Z")
s God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to bump me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be bumped again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be bumped again. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/708 "2019-04-07T01:51:04Z")
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of bumpers. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/709 "2019-04-07T02:04:17Z")
You’re my best bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/710 "2019-04-07T03:49:41Z")
All bumping and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/711 "2019-04-07T05:05:56Z")
Jack and Jill bumped up the hill… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/712 "2019-04-07T17:06:18Z")
…to fetch a pail of bumping… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/713 "2019-04-07T18:36:45Z")
Jack fell down and bumped his crown… ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/714 "2019-04-08T00:51:48Z")
Hit the bump Jack and don’t you come back no more. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/715 "2019-04-08T02:51:32Z")
I’m a ramblin’ bump… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/716 "2019-04-08T07:20:42Z")
There must be fifty ways to leave your bumper. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/717 "2019-04-08T07:54:07Z")
I’ve got bumps in low places, The whiskey drowns, And the beer chases my bumps away… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/718 "2019-04-08T13:22:24Z")
A stranger bump is a friendly bump you haven’t met yet. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/719 "2019-04-09T03:07:41Z")
A bump in time saves nine. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/720 "2019-04-09T16:27:06Z")
Over in Great Debates we’re discussing who wrote Shakespeare’s plays. Couldn’t have been Willie himself, as he came from a family of country Bump kins. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=37)