# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/61 "2018-09-08T02:53:43Z")
I am not bumping this thread. I will admit, however, to giving it a firm push. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/62 "2018-09-08T03:24:26Z")
The cliff is _that_ way. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/63 "2018-09-08T03:42:09Z")
Bump City…bumpty, bumpty, bump! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/64 "2018-09-08T13:41:14Z")
**blondebear** is the Trashcan Man! I _knew_ it! You firebug, you! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/65 "2018-09-08T13:48:30Z")
Bump Boys and Bumpettes–Porn title! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/66 "2018-09-08T18:13:33Z")
Does this thread come with a bumper-to-bumper warranty? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/67 "2018-09-08T18:44:38Z")
No, just; Rubber baby buggy bumpers. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/68 "2018-09-08T18:47:26Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Does this thread come with a bumper-to-bumper warranty? But those are\* highway\* posts! ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/69 "2018-09-08T19:04:12Z")
Bump up the volume Bump up the volume Bump up the volume DANCE! DANCE! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/70 "2018-09-09T03:40:59Z")
Baby bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/71 "2018-09-09T04:59:48Z")
Imagine what might be if George Clinton named his band, “Parliament Bumpadelic.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/72 "2018-09-09T05:13:16Z")
Bumpy McBumperson is in the building! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/73 "2018-09-09T14:46:11Z")
Bumpy was Wally Cleaver’s _other_ friend–who liked to “bump into” Mrs. Cleaver. He was even _more_ lumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/74 "2018-09-09T18:04:44Z")
But was he more Lumpy than Lumpy Brannum (Mr. Greenjeans)? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/75 "2018-09-09T20:37:31Z")
Recently, I saw a bum p in a downtown alley. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/76 "2018-09-09T20:52:04Z")
Well Spoons just bumped up the game. Very clever.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/77 "2018-09-09T21:15:46Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Well Spoons just bumped up the game. Very clever.🙂 Just be sure you don’t wrek it. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/78 "2018-09-09T21:26:17Z")
Pink BUMP. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/79 "2018-09-09T21:45:26Z")
I can grind a little, but you do NOT wanna see me bump! It’s not a pretty sight! ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/80 "2018-09-09T22:36:21Z")
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