# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/781 "2019-04-24T22:32:29Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > **Beck,** can I help you? > > To bump, to sleep– > To bump–perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub, > For in that bump of death what dreams may come > When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, > Must give us pause… I knew you’d bump it up. I counted on it.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/782 "2019-04-24T22:45:35Z")
A poster and another poster Sitting in a tree B-U-M-P-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes baby In a baby carriage! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/783 "2019-04-24T23:55:33Z")
Don’t be bumping with me, man.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/784 "2019-04-25T06:44:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I knew you’d bump it up. I counted on it.🙂 Always happy to help bump, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/785 "2019-04-25T07:37:19Z")
The name of the game; bumping! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2019, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/786 "2019-04-25T10:10:48Z")
Bumping indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/787 "2019-04-28T01:01:16Z")
Feel the bump! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/788 "2019-04-28T01:04:00Z")
Don’t be late. It’s bumping time. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/789 "2019-04-28T03:06:26Z")
Against my better judgement, I am bumping. But I should be the last one to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/790 "2019-04-29T06:25:30Z")
Nope. Here’s another bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/791 "2019-04-29T23:03:15Z")
And one more for luck. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/792 "2019-04-30T00:03:40Z")
A pair, and a spare. (Bump) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/793 "2019-05-01T04:45:32Z")
Shall we add another one? A pair, a spare, and another bump laid bare. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/794 "2019-05-01T04:50:00Z")
I’ll add one more bump to the pile. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/795 "2019-05-02T07:19:13Z")
Another bump, so the pile gets higher. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/796 "2019-05-02T13:20:23Z")
Eight bumps high and bumping fffffffaaaasssstttttt. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/797 "2019-05-03T04:03:15Z")
A 100year bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/798 "2019-05-03T05:00:16Z")
My cat is trying to help with this thread. He’s bumping his head into my computer, while I’m reading the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/799 "2019-05-03T13:13:10Z")
Chewbacca just got bumped off. RIP, Peter Mayhew ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/800 "2019-05-04T07:25:51Z")
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