# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/801 "2019-05-04T09:40:20Z")
These aren’t the bumps you’re looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/802 "2019-05-04T14:05:39Z")
Bump. Or do not bump. There is not trying to bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2019, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/803 "2019-05-05T07:00:51Z")
Luke. I am your bumper. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/804 "2019-05-07T00:02:03Z")
- What do I call him? - What would you call your bumper? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/805 "2019-05-07T00:16:52Z")
Mr. Bump? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/806 "2019-05-07T03:46:35Z")
I call my bumper just a car part, myself. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/807 "2019-05-08T02:22:01Z")
Bumper crop of big ol’ bump, here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/808 "2019-05-08T02:56:45Z")
That should be bumplicious. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/809 "2019-05-08T03:51:03Z")
Breakin’ 2: Electric Bumpaloo. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/810 "2019-05-08T13:45:41Z")
We gonna rock down to Electric Bumpalue ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/811 "2019-05-09T05:28:30Z")
And then, we’ll bump you higher. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/812 "2019-05-09T07:48:23Z")
Its just you’re Bump talkin’ You’re telling me lies, yeah… Bump talkin’ You’re wearin’ disguise… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/813 "2019-05-09T09:08:13Z")
Well, you can tell by the way I bump my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I’ve been bumped around Since I was born. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/814 "2019-05-09T13:32:15Z")
And I recall the moment of them all. The day I saw this thread, and it was bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/815 "2019-05-10T05:03:41Z")
Don’t cry– Don’t raise your eye– It’s only teenage bumpland… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/816 "2019-05-10T06:07:12Z")
Don’t bump for me, Argentina ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/817 "2019-05-14T03:53:04Z")
Four days and no bumps? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/818 "2019-05-14T07:01:04Z")
I knew you’d bump on through and save the day.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/819 "2019-05-14T08:20:57Z")
“Here I bump, to save the day!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/820 "2019-05-14T13:29:02Z")
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