# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/821 "2019-05-14T16:45:11Z")
It’s a bird It’s a plane No…It’s Superbump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/822 "2019-05-16T06:51:14Z")
“Holy bump, Batman!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/823 "2019-05-16T08:17:27Z")
I saved the last bump for you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/824 "2019-05-16T09:01:12Z")
That’s not the last bump, **Beck**. It’s not even close. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/825 "2019-05-16T13:49:51Z")
Peggy Lipton, Doris Day and Tim Conway. Who will be the next celebrity to be bumped off? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/826 "2019-05-17T03:36:22Z")
Were they bumped off, or did they simply pass away? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/827 "2019-05-17T04:42:30Z")
They bumped on up to Entertainment Heaven. The stars are brighter tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/828 "2019-05-17T05:58:34Z")
“Bumped on up” is a good way to put it, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/829 "2019-05-17T13:18:28Z")
Yeah, we’re bumping on up To the thread top It’s easy to do, with a sigh Bumping on up To the New Posts We’ll bump this thread into the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/830 "2019-05-17T19:34:13Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Peggy Lipton, Doris Day and Tim Conway. Who will be the next celebrity to be bumped off? Does Grumpy Cat qualify?: [https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/17/celebrities/grumpy-cat-dead-intl-scli/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/17/celebrities/grumpy-cat-dead-intl-scli/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/831 "2019-05-18T10:58:44Z")
Bumpy (i.e. Grumpy) Cat qualifies. Rest easy, little friend. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/832 "2019-05-18T21:11:16Z")
Purring, and bumping… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/833 "2019-05-19T09:51:52Z")
Bumping, thumping and humping. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/834 "2019-05-19T10:53:13Z")
Dumping and bumping? ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/835 "2019-05-24T03:51:43Z")
Some times ah sits and bumps, other times ah jus’ sits. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/836 "2019-05-24T07:39:11Z")
Just for fun, here’s a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/837 "2019-05-24T07:41:08Z")
It’s a bump It was a Monster bump ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2019, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/838 "2019-05-27T07:51:02Z")
Re-bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/839 "2019-05-28T00:52:38Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > It’s a bump > It was a Monster bump It was a bump, We’re in a graveyard slump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/840 "2019-05-28T14:44:44Z")
Red Sox player Bill Buckner just dead. Remember the ball that bumped between his legs? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=43)