# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/861 "2019-06-05T21:52:01Z")
Well, let’s give them a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/862 "2019-06-06T04:09:42Z")
Sure. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/863 "2019-06-06T05:13:50Z")
Guessing it can’t be finished yet. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/864 "2019-06-06T08:13:13Z")
Now it can be. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/865 "2019-06-06T08:20:54Z")
Hey. Y’all bumped around without me. What gives? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/866 "2019-06-06T09:52:37Z")
You weren’t here. We bumped anyway. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/867 "2019-06-06T10:15:37Z")
Even I bumped. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/868 "2019-06-06T11:00:36Z")
Bumps into **panache**. Oops, sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/869 "2019-06-06T13:46:11Z")
I’m sure he (or she?) will forgive you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/870 "2019-06-06T14:00:04Z")
Yes, I forgive her. But not you, for not knowing whether I’m a he or a she. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/871 "2019-06-06T14:00:45Z")
This thread has been bumped to the top of the list. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/872 "2019-06-06T18:37:01Z")
Yeah, but not for long… until now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/873 "2019-06-06T20:07:02Z")
It wasn’t at the top just now, so I’ll bump it back up. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/874 "2019-06-06T22:28:25Z")
Thump ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/875 "2019-06-07T00:23:51Z")
Bumpity ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/876 "2019-06-07T03:21:17Z")
… bump bump, bumpity bump bump, look at Frosty go … ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/877 "2019-06-07T04:20:39Z")
Until the thermometer bumps up. Then he’s a cool drink of water. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/878 "2019-06-07T05:38:08Z")
Just what is needed on a hot summer’s day. Don’t bump the table; you’ll upset my glass of Frosty. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/879 "2019-06-07T13:26:31Z")
Do snowmen get bumped? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/880 "2019-06-09T06:11:30Z")
Doesn’t everything get bumped from time to time? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=45)