# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/901 "2019-06-12T01:54:41Z")
I’m bumping blanks ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/902 "2019-06-12T05:51:07Z")
Bumped for no real reason, just because. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/903 "2019-06-12T13:31:59Z")
David Ortiz just got bumped big-time. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/904 "2019-06-12T22:03:32Z")
But he survived; he wasn’t bumped off. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/905 "2019-06-13T03:51:38Z")
Hope his recovery isn’t a bumpy one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/906 "2019-06-13T04:54:11Z")
I’m with you, **EH** ; I hope it goes smoothly, not bumpily. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/907 "2019-06-14T02:59:57Z")
Put your left bump in ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/908 "2019-06-14T12:07:09Z")
Put your left bump out ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/909 "2019-06-14T14:01:31Z")
You put your left bump it and you bump it all about ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/910 "2019-06-14T17:19:43Z")
You do the hokey pokey and you bump yourself around ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/911 "2019-06-15T13:34:22Z")
And that’s what it’s all a bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/912 "2019-06-15T15:19:47Z")
When I bump they call me Macarena. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/913 "2019-06-15T16:24:40Z")
Heyyyyyyyyy Bumparena! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/914 "2019-06-16T01:18:46Z")
And the boys they say que soy bumpa. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/915 "2019-06-17T07:58:05Z")
One Two bumper my shoe… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/916 "2019-06-17T10:04:17Z")
Three, Four, bump at the door ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/917 "2019-06-17T13:28:21Z")
Five, Six, this bump sticks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/918 "2019-06-17T15:00:33Z")
Seven, Eight, this bump’s late. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/919 "2019-06-17T15:24:24Z")
Nine, ten, bump and get zen ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/920 "2019-06-17T16:05:02Z")
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