# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/921 "2019-06-17T16:09:13Z")
thirteen fourteen, this bump is mean ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/922 "2019-06-17T16:27:54Z")
Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen nineteen, gonna knock this bump clean right out of its SPLEEN ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/923 "2019-06-18T06:09:52Z")
Bumpin’ to twenty? Isn’t that plenty? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/924 "2019-06-18T07:06:25Z")
This bump is a legal 21 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/925 "2019-06-18T08:09:03Z")
Blackjack bump, **Beck**? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/926 "2019-06-18T10:11:57Z")
Don’t trust any bump over 30. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/927 "2019-06-18T13:20:20Z")
Don’t trust any bump, period! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/928 "2019-06-18T14:34:18Z")
Trust a bump to bring a knife to a gunfight! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/929 "2019-06-18T19:14:27Z")
If your only tool is a hammer, then every bump looks like a nail. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/930 "2019-06-18T20:10:39Z")
Don’t count your chickens before they bump. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/931 "2019-06-18T20:33:51Z")
When bumping bumpers buuuummmmp … ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/932 "2019-06-19T05:21:52Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? To bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/933 "2019-06-19T10:20:32Z")
Chicken be damned; this thread needs another bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/934 "2019-06-19T10:26:50Z")
A thread can’t have too many bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/935 "2019-06-19T14:14:22Z")
You know how you tell the aliens on Star Trek apart? By their forehead bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/936 "2019-06-19T14:30:32Z")
Smile when you bump this. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/937 "2019-06-19T14:40:42Z")
But I don’t wanna smile too much, cos I’m at work and if I look like I’m having fun they realize I’m not paying attention. Can I bump now, smile later? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/938 "2019-06-19T15:14:22Z")
When will OJ get bumped off of Twitter? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/939 "2019-06-19T15:21:55Z")
He bumped off two other people, so it seems only fair. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/940 "2019-06-19T15:26:37Z")
Now that was a killer bump. (See what I did there?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=48)