# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/941 "2019-06-19T15:28:57Z")
I’d like to get a stab at bumping off OJ. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/942 "2019-06-19T16:01:08Z")
I bumped my head and briefly imagined a world without towels. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/943 "2019-06-19T21:59:59Z")
My cat seems to want to play this game. He’s bumping his head into my computer. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/944 "2019-06-19T22:45:18Z")
Awww. Bumping kitty.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/945 "2019-06-19T22:52:08Z")
Well, he’s stopped bumping the computer, and has gone for a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/946 "2019-06-20T01:56:47Z")
In his bed-ump? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/947 "2019-06-20T05:31:46Z")
Hopefully not in his litter bump. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/948 "2019-06-20T05:44:01Z")
Litter bumps everywhere. Time to clean the box. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/949 "2019-06-20T06:21:11Z")
Definitely. There are scary looking bumps in it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/950 "2019-06-20T12:56:27Z")
Not scary looking to a dog, who’ll just bump it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/951 "2019-06-20T14:37:36Z")
What’s a bump to a cat? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/952 "2019-06-20T20:17:59Z")
Something to stalk, capture and bump off. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/953 "2019-06-20T20:52:18Z")
When my cat sees a bird outside, he will often bump the window. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/954 "2019-06-20T22:05:08Z")
My doctor says I have Bump’s Disease. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/955 "2019-06-21T03:58:14Z")
I’m pretty sure that your doctor can give you a bump for that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/956 "2019-06-21T09:37:18Z")
Perhaps you caught the bump from your doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/957 "2019-06-21T16:55:02Z")
Better bump you up to the top of the patients list. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/958 "2019-06-21T17:07:18Z")
Better than bumping you off the list entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/959 "2019-06-21T17:32:50Z")
You can bump that again! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/960 "2019-06-22T14:24:12Z")
Okay, I will bump that again! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=49)