# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/81 "2018-09-09T22:57:16Z")
… bumped … This thread has been … by the bumpist. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/82 "2018-09-10T00:18:13Z")
It’s the bumpest bumpist bump of all bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/83 "2018-09-10T03:54:06Z")
All your bump are belong to us. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/84 "2018-09-10T03:56:14Z")
The bump you say! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/85 "2018-09-10T04:13:01Z")
Well I’m a bumpin all over Yes, I’m a bumpin all over Baby, I’m a Bumpin all over. So glad you’re mine. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/86 "2018-09-10T04:50:15Z")
DAMMIT! I bumped my toe on this thread that someone carelessly left out. ---
**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/87 "2018-09-10T04:56:51Z")
Why is everyone disregarding the OP’s instructions? I’d never do that… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/88 "2018-09-10T05:18:01Z")
The OP’s thread was moving along just fine, until post number 2. Then it hit a bump. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/89 "2018-09-10T13:49:55Z")
I used to have a problem with amphetamines. Fortunately, I hit a speed bump. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/90 "2018-09-10T14:06:02Z")
[Bump on the head](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng2WUTr1SRM) ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/91 "2018-09-10T16:15:31Z")
“You have rah-ceived a [bihmp](https://youtu.be/v30HUOx6SYk?t=1m31s) upon the head.” ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/92 "2018-09-10T16:24:03Z")
No mention of Natty Bumppo yet? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/93 "2018-09-10T16:27:27Z")
Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/94 "2018-09-10T16:31:18Z")
B-ugh-mp! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/95 "2018-09-10T16:39:18Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > No mention of Natty Bumppo yet? 😃 Post 43. How about Steroid Using Bumppo? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/96 "2018-09-10T16:56:05Z")
Oh, don’t _bump_ this thread. I’ve been reading it wrong this entire time. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/97 "2018-09-10T16:58:20Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Oh, don’t _bump_ this thread. I’ve been reading it wrong this entire time. - shoves thread\* ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/98 "2018-09-10T17:03:08Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > No mention of Natty Bumppo yet? 😃 > [@running\_coach](#): > > Post 43. Oops, sorry…I searched the thread for “Bumpo”, but then bumped the thread with Bumppo. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/99 "2018-09-10T18:00:18Z")
As God is my witness, I thought threads could be bumped! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/100 "2018-09-10T18:53:59Z")
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