# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/981 "2019-06-25T19:59:51Z")
There was a bumper crop this year. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/982 "2019-06-26T04:28:03Z")
If bumper cars were grown on farms, then wouldn’t the farmer always have a bumper crop? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/983 "2019-06-26T04:44:22Z")
And if bumps could fly… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/984 "2019-06-26T06:38:17Z")
_If wishes were horses, beggars could bump, All dreams and desires would join in a lump, Worries and troubles would all fall a-thump– If wishes were horses, beggars would bump._ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/985 "2019-06-26T13:09:34Z")
I have seen The Flying Wallendas bumped from the sky. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/986 "2019-06-26T13:11:38Z")
Hey, what’s new?..uh, oh, I bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/987 "2019-06-26T14:45:24Z")
So you did! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/988 "2019-06-26T14:59:14Z")
I killed a millipede in my bathroom and it made me bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/989 "2019-06-26T15:18:45Z")
Getting an iced coffee instead of a soda at the local 7-eleven bumped the cost upa dollar. Well worth it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/990 "2019-06-26T19:38:03Z")
I bump my own iced coffee every morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/991 "2019-06-27T02:29:32Z")
I bump the “on” switch on my coffee maker every morning. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/992 "2019-06-27T04:13:55Z")
I sometimes forget to bump the “off” switch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/993 "2019-06-27T04:26:11Z")
I won’t bumping this thread for at least another hour. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/994 "2019-06-27T04:28:55Z")
I’ll bump til then. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/995 "2019-06-27T04:36:35Z")
Bump away, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/996 "2019-06-27T10:04:13Z")
I’m not bumping this thread at all today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/997 "2019-06-27T13:59:03Z")
I don’t think I will, either. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/998 "2019-06-27T14:42:13Z")
The Union of Confederated Bumpers Local 686 announced a strike today … ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/999 "2019-06-27T16:58:06Z")
Oh they would, those bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1000 "2019-06-27T17:02:35Z")
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