# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1001 "2019-06-27T17:05:37Z")
Don’t pick - or bump - the scabs! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1002 "2019-06-27T18:04:52Z")
Don’t you just hate it when itchy bug bites turn into bumps and scabs? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1004 "2019-06-28T02:45:07Z")
Bump that last post. Nobody wins. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1005 "2019-06-28T04:08:11Z")
Nobody wins; correct. We just bump, and bump, and bump … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1006 "2019-06-28T04:34:14Z")
You’re not the bumping boss o’ me! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1007 "2019-06-28T08:46:00Z")
I used to be a bumping boss. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1008 "2019-06-28T17:09:09Z")
How long ago, and where? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1009 "2019-06-28T17:55:06Z")
I have bumped all memory of the times and places. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1010 "2019-06-28T22:42:40Z")
Could you bump your memory again, and get the times and places back? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2019, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1011 "2019-06-29T10:44:39Z")
Those are bumped back on my old computer, with the crashed hard drive. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1012 "2019-06-30T04:49:28Z")
Ah well. I’ll just bump this thread again then. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1013 "2019-06-30T04:57:30Z")
Hi, bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1014 "2019-06-30T10:19:41Z")
Good morning, bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1015 "2019-06-30T16:46:41Z")
Happy Pride Bump Day ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2019, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1016 "2019-06-30T20:59:59Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Good morning, bumpers! _The Earth says hello, You bump above us; We’re bumping below…_ ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1017 "2019-07-01T14:34:13Z")
_We’re bumpin’ booties, havin’ us a ball, y’all_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1018 "2019-07-01T18:23:27Z")
You ask me why I bump this thread so high I bump it noon and night Bump it all right I bump it high and low Don’t ask me why Don’t know It just gets in my head Like the Grateful Dead Darling Gimme a thread that bumps Long beautiful bumpa Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there bumps For two pages or longer Here baby, there mama Everywhere daddy daddy Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump it, dump it Long as Trump can trump it this bump. Let it bump in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in this bump A home for fleas A hive for buzzing bees A nest for birds There ain’t no words For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder Of this… Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bumpr Bump it, stump it Long as Trump can trump it This bump I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied! Oh say can you see This thread. If you can’t Then I’ll bump it again Down to here Down to there Down to where It gets lock by a Mod They’ll be ga ga and say “No go” When they see how long this thread goes This thread made of long Brilliant bumps Brilliant bumps This bump though you ignore it. Hallelujah I adore it Hallelujah Dopers love my bumps Why don’t the Mods love me? Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bumpr Bump it, stump it Long as Trump can trump it This bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bumpr Bump it, stump it Long as Trump can trump it This bump ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1019 "2019-07-02T01:40:39Z")
Wow, I think Annie’s all bumped out after that! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1020 "2019-07-02T01:48:13Z")
Bumped to say, **Annie** , that was _awesome_! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1021 "2019-07-02T02:23:33Z")
It bumped me right over! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=52)