# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1022 "2019-07-02T10:34:06Z")
I’m still bumped from it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1023 "2019-07-02T13:29:15Z")
Thank you. All this praise is giving me goose bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1024 "2019-07-02T17:36:48Z")
You bumped up all our spirits with that! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1025 "2019-07-03T01:21:18Z")
Yes, bumped-up spirits! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1026 "2019-07-03T05:07:15Z")
A couple of ice cubes bumped in the glass that I planned to pour spirits into. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2019, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1027 "2019-07-03T09:19:04Z")
I’ve already bumped a few into my iced coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1028 "2019-07-04T04:40:33Z")
Bumped, because … um, well … just bumped. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1029 "2019-07-04T09:30:36Z")
Is that an excuse for bumping? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1030 "2019-07-04T20:50:04Z")
An Independence Day bump and a huzzah to all! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1031 "2019-07-05T01:22:49Z")
Bumped to say Happy Independence Day to our American friends! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1032 "2019-07-05T03:40:54Z")
Bumped in to say thank-you! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1033 "2019-07-05T04:11:19Z")
Bumped to say that you’re welcome. Any plans for your long weekend, **Beck**? Or anybody else? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1034 "2019-07-05T12:46:21Z")
Not going to my first-cousin, twice-removed 5th Bumpday party today. His bumpday was actually yesterday, the 4th, and yes, he thinks the fireworks are just for him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1035 "2019-07-05T14:35:40Z")
Off to Philadelphia to visit the Museum of the American Revolution, Valley Forge and USS _Olympia_ with a friend. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1036 "2019-07-05T16:25:04Z")
I understand the next Stallone film set in Philadelphia will be Rocky “Bumpy” Balboa. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1037 "2019-07-05T18:42:09Z")
Stallone is one bumpy actor. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1038 "2019-07-06T05:24:48Z")
The other day, I bumped into a friend, who can do a perfect Stallone imitation. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1039 "2019-07-06T09:27:09Z")
I don’t have any friends that bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1040 "2019-07-07T00:51:09Z")
No friends that bumpy? How about acquaintances? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2019, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1041 "2019-07-07T01:30:35Z")
I bumped my knee on the corner of a bench. Now I have a bump on it. I’m thorougly bumped off, about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=53)