# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1102 "2019-07-24T12:08:39Z")
Not for me; I don’t drink bumpin’ beer. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1103 "2019-07-25T03:08:42Z")
Maybe you’ve got the right idea. A bumped beer can get messy. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1104 "2019-07-25T07:27:28Z")
Especially if it’s bumped into your lap. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1105 "2019-07-25T09:03:11Z")
Thankfully, this one wasn’t bumped into my lap. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1106 "2019-07-25T18:32:18Z")
That could get bumping messy… and cold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1107 "2019-07-25T21:52:57Z")
I wouldn’t \*dream \*of bumping this thread again. Truly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1108 "2019-07-26T06:57:31Z")
Aw, come on. Don’t just dream of bumping it–actually bump it. Or, as the _Rocky Horror Picture Show_ would say: Don’t dream it–be it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1109 "2019-07-26T10:52:34Z")
Right, don’t dream it - bump it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1110 "2019-07-26T22:24:06Z")
Let’s do the Time Bump again! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1111 "2019-07-26T23:48:20Z")
And then you can Bump-a, Bump-a, Bump-a, Bump Me! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1112 "2019-07-27T13:33:15Z")
It’s astounding Thread is growing Bumping takes its toll But bump it once more (Make it very much longer) We bump to keep control I remember doing the time-bump One the Straight Dope way back when The Bumping would hit me And that bump would be calling… Let’s do the time-bump again Let’s do the time-bump again It’s just a bump to the left And then a bump to the right With your hands on your mouse You bring your bumping tight But it’s the new bump That really drives you insane Let’s do the time-bump again Let’s do the time-bump again It’s so dreamy, oh bump free me So you can’t bump it? Yes, bump it now In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention Good at bumping, don’t have a cow. With a bit of a mind bump You’re into the time bump And nothing can ever be the same You’re bumped out on sensation Like you’re under sedation Let’s do the time-bump again Let’s do the time-bump again Well I was bumping up this thread just a-having some fun When a Moderator gave me an warning bump He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise He had on his jack boots, and a Mod’s bad signs He warned me well, and I felt a bump Bumps meant nothing, never would again Let’s do the time-bump again Let’s do the time-bump again It’s just a bump to the left And then a bump to the right With your hands on your mouse You bring your bumping tight But it’s the new bump That really drives you insane Let’s do the time-bump again Let’s do the time-bump again ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1113 "2019-07-27T14:40:06Z")
Wow, that was all from the _Rocky Horror Bumping Show_! Impressive! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1114 "2019-07-27T21:59:49Z")
Bumped to say– **Annie** , that is _awesome_! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1115 "2019-07-28T03:28:07Z")
Bumpin’ right it was! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1116 "2019-07-28T11:02:28Z")
I’m bumpin’ impressed! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1117 "2019-07-28T16:47:03Z")
Thanks all. Always willing to show my parody abilities with a bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1118 "2019-07-28T21:26:36Z")
And your parody abilities are bumpin’ awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1119 "2019-07-29T03:05:35Z")
Bumpin’ A!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1120 "2019-07-29T04:31:39Z")
Had to bump this just to look at **Annie** ’s work again! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1121 "2019-07-29T07:20:57Z")
Just bumpin’ along here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=57)