# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1142 "2019-08-01T16:11:08Z")
I vowed to never bump this thread again. And I have kept that vow. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1143 "2019-08-01T16:17:59Z")
And then there’s the one about the Three Bumps. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1144 "2019-08-01T16:53:29Z")
Did they bump into a bar? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1145 "2019-08-01T18:03:14Z")
Better than barring all bumping ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1146 "2019-08-01T20:28:56Z")
You know when I looked at the thread title just now I thought it said “don’t BURP this thread!” ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1147 "2019-08-01T20:36:49Z")
I feel like I should have made an appearance in here a long time ago… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1148 "2019-08-01T22:36:40Z")
Yes, a long bumpin’ time ago! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1149 "2019-08-02T13:09:34Z")
Well, Happy Bump Day, **bump** ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1150 "2019-08-02T18:55:47Z")
**Bump** -y days are here again! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1151 "2019-08-02T19:26:28Z")
Bumped to say that we’re glad you’re finally with us, **bump**! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1152 "2019-08-02T20:26:38Z")
After all, the thread is bumpin’ named after you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1153 "2019-08-03T23:29:31Z")
Saturday Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1154 "2019-08-04T04:39:22Z")
Sorry, no time to bump today! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1155 "2019-08-04T05:00:26Z")
Okay, you can bump on Sunday or Monday. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1156 "2019-08-04T07:47:06Z")
I’m not bumping today either. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1157 "2019-08-04T08:12:34Z")
Well, I will bump today. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1158 "2019-08-04T14:07:50Z")
No, I swore I wouldn’t bump till tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1159 "2019-08-04T14:24:34Z")
Bumping is addictive ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1160 "2019-08-04T15:08:23Z")
Well, at least I’m not bumping today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1161 "2019-08-04T17:14:09Z")
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