# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1162 "2019-08-05T23:05:55Z")
Okay, guys, back to bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1163 "2019-08-06T00:51:30Z")
Glad to be bumped back! ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1164 "2019-08-06T05:33:59Z")
You know you make me want to bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1165 "2019-08-06T11:08:45Z")
Let’s bump again, like we did last summer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1166 "2019-08-06T18:19:27Z")
Bumpin’ makes me feel good. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1167 "2019-08-06T21:45:56Z")
We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Bump Band… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2019, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1168 "2019-08-06T22:07:49Z")
Magical Mystery Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1169 "2019-08-07T14:22:03Z")
On the Straight Dope Message Boards There are lots of threads we read But a thread that we can bump Is a thread that we all need. So **Sppons** started up a thread That was titled "Do Not Bump But we do so every day It’s a thread that we can bump We all need a thread that we can bump A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump We all need a thread that we can bump A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump. And the Mods are all upset That we bump this thread up to the top We expect that some fine day They will lock it to make us stop. We all need a thread that we can bump A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump We all need a thread that we can bump A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1170 "2019-08-07T14:30:29Z")
Shhh! Bumps the word! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1171 "2019-08-07T15:13:32Z")
Not bumping today, either, no siree… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1172 "2019-08-07T18:11:34Z")
**Annie-Xmas** , you have way too much bumpin’ time on your hands! ---
**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1173 "2019-08-09T03:41:32Z")
Maybe you ought to have that bump looked at. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1174 "2019-08-09T05:24:56Z")
Bumped to say that I didn’t start the thread–that was **Mumberthax** , I think–but thanks for the shout-out, **Annie**! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1175 "2019-08-09T06:32:06Z")
Must bump. Click that mouse beck…must b-u-m-p!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1176 "2019-08-09T11:41:23Z")
Just stopping by to say I won’t be bumping today. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1178 "2019-08-09T11:56:29Z")
That post should be bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1179 "2019-08-09T12:20:59Z")
I hereby declare this post to be the Final Bump. No more shall this thread be bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1180 "2019-08-09T13:42:34Z")
Why are you advertising bumping tables? That hurts! ---
**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1181 "2019-08-09T14:31:40Z")
Don’t you die on me thread!!! Breathe!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1182 "2019-08-09T15:40:17Z")
This thread is not dead, Jim. Or **CelticKnot**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=60)