# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/101 "2018-09-10T21:14:36Z")
Bump the umpire. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/102 "2018-09-10T22:51:13Z")
I’m gonna bump him a thread he can’t refuse. ---
**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/103 "2018-09-11T00:16:27Z")
It’s not dead yet! (Merely a flesh wound.) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/104 "2018-09-11T00:19:42Z")
[RIGHT]Shit! Sorry; it was an accident![/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/105 "2018-09-11T00:28:08Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > No mention of Natty Bumppo yet? 😃 Yes, and it is Leather Stocking, dummy! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/106 "2018-09-11T00:33:00Z")
**bumpo, the wonder mutt** Thought I’d take it for a test drive. _urp_ ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/107 "2018-09-11T00:34:21Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > Stop me before I bump again! No ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/108 "2018-09-11T03:18:57Z")
Four score and 7 bumps ago, Our Fathers brought forth on this continent, a new Nation…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/109 "2018-09-11T04:18:44Z")
… conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all bumps are created equal. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/110 "2018-09-11T04:51:20Z")
“Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well-trained and battle-hardened. He will bump savagely.” GEN Dwight D. Bumpenhower, USA. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/111 "2018-09-11T05:48:29Z")
Bump tha police! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/112 "2018-09-11T06:06:08Z")
“Son, when the Marine Corps wants you to have a bump, they’ll issue you one” Bumpy Puller USMC ---
**Author:** ![blob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blob/32/489_2.png) [@blob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blob)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/113 "2018-09-11T06:08:29Z")
apple bumplings ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/114 "2018-09-11T06:59:36Z")
Pres. Donald J. Bump. It couldn’t get any worse, could it? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/115 "2018-09-11T15:36:40Z")
Anyone remember that arcade game Bump and Jump? It was kind of fun – you got to control a car that would either bump other cars or jump over them. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/116 "2018-09-11T16:55:33Z")
Just call me Bumpelstiltskin ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/117 "2018-09-11T20:21:29Z")
I just looked out the window and saw a bump truck driving by. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/118 "2018-09-11T20:28:28Z")
I’m in kind of a hurry at the moment so I’m gonna have to bump and run. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2018, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/119 "2018-09-12T23:04:58Z")
“Mama always said, bumpin’ is as bumpin’ does.” – Forrest Bump ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/120 "2018-09-13T01:43:07Z")
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