# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1183 "2019-08-09T15:47:52Z")
Hey look guys, what part of DON’T BUMP THIS THREAD are you not getting? Lay off, I tell ya! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2019, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1184 "2019-08-09T23:15:47Z")
Bumped. I’m feeling contrary today. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1185 "2019-08-10T01:33:18Z")
Wish I could get bumped out of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1186 "2019-08-10T02:02:01Z")
I’m bumping coz I feel like it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1187 "2019-08-10T04:34:06Z")
Why not? I’m bumping because I feel like it too. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1188 "2019-08-10T10:36:50Z")
I really don’t feel like it, so I stopped bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1189 "2019-08-10T13:24:22Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > This thread is not dead, Jim. Or **CelticKnot**. I’m a thread bumper, not a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1190 "2019-08-11T03:19:07Z")
_Got a good reason For taking the bumpy way out. Got a good reason For taking the bumpy way out now. She was a thread bumper Multi-bump poster, yeah It took me so long to find out And I found out…_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1191 "2019-08-11T04:07:43Z")
\*Dear Sir or Madam Will you bump my book It took me years to bump Will you take a look It’s based on a bump By a man named Lear And I need a bump So I want to be a paperback bumper Paperback bumper \* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1192 "2019-08-11T04:34:49Z")
One bump is as good as another. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1193 "2019-08-11T05:08:19Z")
\*What would you think if I bumped out of turn? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your eyes and I’ll present you a bump, And I hope I can bump just for thee. Oh, I get by with a little bump from my friends, Mm, I get high with a little bump from my friends, Mm, gonna try with a little bump from my friends…\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1194 "2019-08-11T06:26:34Z")
Is this the Beatle bump? ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1195 "2019-08-11T07:26:07Z")
Bump it up baby now. Bump it up baby. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1196 "2019-08-11T12:00:05Z")
\*Picture yourself in a bump on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with kaleidoscope bumps Cellophane flowers of yellow and green Towering over your head Look for the girl with the bump in her eyes And she’s gone Lucy in the sky with bumps\* ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1197 "2019-08-11T22:34:21Z")
\*I’d like to bump, with a mighty thump, In an octopus’s garden in the shade. He’d want to share, knowing why we’re there, In his octopus’s garden in the shade. I’d ask my friends to come and jump Into the octopus’s garden to bump. I’d like to bump, with a mighty thump, In an octopus’s garden in the shade.\* ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1198 "2019-08-12T02:00:18Z")
\*She bumped in through the bathroom window, Protected by a silver spoon. But now she bumps her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn’t anybody tell her? Didn’t anybody see? Sunday’s on the bump to Monday, Tuesday’s on the bump to me. \* ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1199 "2019-08-12T04:48:10Z")
\*Bump up! That’s an invitation, Bump up for the Mystery Tour! Bump up, To make a reservation– Bump up for the Mystery Tour! The Magical Mystery Tour Is waiting to bump you away, Waiting to bump you away…\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1200 "2019-08-12T05:01:13Z")
Bump together. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1201 "2019-08-12T05:46:28Z")
Bumpin, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin’ pin. Knocked down, it get’s to wearin’ thin. They just won’t let you be, oh no. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2019, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1202 "2019-08-12T09:24:40Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Bump together. **Beck** , come on, you know how to do this. Here, like this: _He bump no shoeshine, He bump toe jam football, He bump monkey finger, He bump Coca-Cola, He say I bump you, you bump me, One thing I can tell you is You got to bump free. Bump together, right now, Over me._ It’s just that easy, **Beck**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=61)